Guest Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 guess what happened You took it for a controle technique and the tester commented on how excellently amazing the brakes are?
michiel Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 You won an award at the local brocante market thing? Looks pretty good!Oh wait - you got stuck in the mud?
Albert Ross Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 Looks like you snapped all 4 coil springs at once.................
pogweasel Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 You got unexpectedly 'wolfbagged' by Michael Barrymore whilst out for a nice drive in the countryside?
trigger Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 Some hot chick came running over offering to have your babys as you drive a Polo that actually looks cool?
Mr Lobster Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 La Toya Jackson popped out from that tree thats leaning over a bit and told you it was all a big hoax and that she was Micheal all along and would be spending the rest of her days hiding in Le Woods eating baguettes?
pompei Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 Your missus couldn't get it started/crashed it/abandoned it
Guest Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 You drove to a fancy hotel in it and tossed them the keys, but the next day, due to a misunderstanding caused by the French language, your car had been exchanged for a fullsize movie poster of the 1984 Tom Selleck sci-fi smash hit "Runaway" and there is no feasible way of ever getting it back due to complex bureaucracy?
Guest Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 A shock win for an opposition party in local mayoral elections has led to the introduction of a scene tax rebate scheme?
scooters Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 you got caught up in a demonstration by some angry French farmers who set fire to your car in the mistaken belief that it was edible and from Germany?
scooters Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 you picked up Sarkosy's missus - in the mistaken belief that she was a "working lady" as you drove doun the Bois de Boulogne - she was turned on by the german efficiancy of your polo?
HillmanImp Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 You got unexpectedly 'wolfbagged' by Michael Barrymore whilst out for a nice drive in the countryside?a) Do you ofter eat bacon whilst driving in the country? If the answer to a is yes, how ofter does it have string attached to it?I suppose if you are paying attention to the road you may not notice the string, so okay.
VWPowered Posted July 8, 2009 Author Posted July 8, 2009 she was turned on by the german efficiancy of your polo?lmao mind after finding this i'm beginning to think she may get clubfoot in later life...
Torsten2001 Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 you lifted the boot carpet to find a plaque declaring that it was an early prototype that was gifted to Elvis Presley and the 1100cc engine is a disguised DOHC V8
Father Ted Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 You were asked to star in an episode of Animal Magic wth Johnny Morris and he got an elephant to sit on your car whilst he cleaned its teeth?
scooters Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 she was turned on by the german efficiancy of your polo?lmao mind after finding this i'm beginning to think she may get clubfoot in later life... You don't look at the wheels when you're driving the car!
fotorabia Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 Prince Charles offered to swap his Aston for your thoroughbred Polo pony?
Cavcraft Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 You went for a quiet drive, mistakenly ended up at a dogging site and felt obliged to have emergency sex with a blackbird along with a huge pair of tits but alas Bill Oddie saw this, pulled out his blunderbus and shot his load all over your car which destroyed your suspension?
VWPowered Posted July 8, 2009 Author Posted July 8, 2009 Who's Dr Graeham remember ive not been in the uk for ohhh 4 and a half years
pogweasel Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 Hmm, bit before that. And you put the bloody pic up anyway.
pompei Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 The Goodies... Tim Brooke Taylor, wildlife grump Bill Oddie and Dr Graeme Garden with stylish sideburns and corduroy jacket. IIRC he is a REAL doctor too. But not THE Doctor of shiny ebay fame.
pogweasel Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 . But not THE Doctor of shiny ebay fame.Are you sure?Graeme Garden lives in Oxfordshire with his family;Meet the sellerSeller: thedoctor102Item location: witney, Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
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