Guest Breadvan72 Posted June 8, 2017 Posted June 8, 2017 Tomorrow morning, Longblackcoat is coming around to my place in Wanky Toryshire at 0600. He will find me already up, changing the battery in a Sherpa campervan (the one in there is ferhooked). Then we are off somewhere in that very van, for some reason. The place that we are going to is both small and far away. Gay camping weekend? Maybe. LBC is some Geordie bloke (one of the three or four middle-class Geordies known to exist, and Kevin Whately doesn't count). LBC lives in fucking Watford (no, I have no fucking clue why, either) with a raggedy-arsed bunch of pooches and an unfeasibly hot wife. He wears shorts in all weathers and is a right bien-pensant liberal and also a serial Mercedes botherer and BMW giver awayerer of some repute. He R HATEZ ORL CARZ. He especially hates Sherpa vans. The radio in the van is shite, so all I will hear all day is LBC saying "this van is bollocks" over and over again. I have given up women for good. Can I use the campy powers of campervanning to lure LBC to the gay way? Or maybe just the Westway? Junkman, Brodders, Asimo and 6 others 9
Longblackcoat Posted June 8, 2017 Posted June 8, 2017 If we were going in the UMM you'd not (be able to) hear me saying "this van is bollocks" so count yourself lucky! puddlethumper and Junkman 2
Guest Breadvan72 Posted June 8, 2017 Posted June 8, 2017 Neither Tenzing Norgay. Dirk Diggler, cort1977, richardthestag and 2 others 5
Felly Magic Posted June 8, 2017 Posted June 8, 2017 This sounds camper than something Cyanide Steve Cazwell would do CreepingJesus and Junkman 2
Guest Lord Sward Posted June 8, 2017 Posted June 8, 2017 LBC is some Geordie bloke (one of the three or four middle-class Geordies known to exist, and Kevin Whately doesn't count). Who the fuck are the other two or three? This is a regional disgrace what you are saying. tooSavvy and Junkman 2
stillOrange Posted June 8, 2017 Posted June 8, 2017 Who cares. I just want to see a picture of LBC's wife... Junkman, spartacus, alf892 and 1 other 4
somewhatfoolish Posted June 8, 2017 Posted June 8, 2017 Posh and geordie? Are you sure you've not been bamboozled by an interloper from somewhere like Hexham or Morpeth? Junkman 1
Felly Magic Posted June 8, 2017 Posted June 8, 2017 I'be been to the land of Why Aye multiple times, and worked with umpteen Geordies and a few mackems, and have yet to meet a posh 'un
Guest Lord Sward Posted June 8, 2017 Posted June 8, 2017 Mackems? Theres a term that needs moderating from this forum. tooSavvy and Stanky 2
Guest Hooli Posted June 8, 2017 Posted June 8, 2017 Posh Geordie just means they take the washoop oot the sink before pissing don't it? Junkman and alf892 2
Guest Breadvan72 Posted June 8, 2017 Posted June 8, 2017 Posh Geordies eat their Greggs off paper plates, AIUI. Junkman and somewhatfoolish 2
Longblackcoat Posted June 9, 2017 Posted June 9, 2017 Coffee stop of much wonderment somewhatfoolish, Junkman, CreepingJesus and 1 other 4
Guest Breadvan72 Posted June 9, 2017 Posted June 9, 2017 LBC now showing his propah van driving skillz. We are on the M4. Junkman and somewhatfoolish 2
Guest Breadvan72 Posted June 9, 2017 Posted June 9, 2017 Kernowshite fo' shizzle. On this gig, the only role of the Sherpa is to Sherpa.
DVee8 Posted June 9, 2017 Posted June 9, 2017 I'm a mackem. I have a Daimler and a BMW. Am I middle class? Nope. Am I business class? Nope. I'm first class... crack on lads.. Arthur Foxhake and somewhatfoolish 2
taxi paul Posted June 9, 2017 Posted June 9, 2017 There are no posh Geordies, like there are no posh scousers. Some may have money but it don't make them posh. Can we see picture of a tea break in the back of the sherpa . Or in Devon a cream tea. robinmasters 1
Guest Breadvan72 Posted June 9, 2017 Posted June 9, 2017 Hijack welcome! We are now in actual Cornwall. We are overtaking the fuck out of 90s Rennacampaz. eddyramrod and CGSB 2
Longblackcoat Posted June 9, 2017 Posted June 9, 2017 BV refusing a cream tea and instead nomming a Cornish pasty. privatewire, Junkman, Jim Bergerac and 1 other 4
Guest Breadvan72 Posted June 9, 2017 Posted June 9, 2017 Take two blokes. Let each bloke be a fuckwit. Put such blokes in a van. Make the fuel tank be SMOLL. Make the fuel gauge be BROKKEN. Drive 205 miles flat out at 70. Guess what might happen?Well, one hour later Matt the AA dude has sloshed in five litres of yummy Earthjuice. To make it vaut le detour for Matt, I bought a battery for good measure, and who cares that much cheaper in Halford's?So, an hour behind schedule, we are near Indian Queens, or somewhere. Gnomeworld is the local attraction. I shit you not.#clueless numby fuckers. somewhatfoolish, egg, privatewire and 4 others 7
Guest Breadvan72 Posted June 9, 2017 Posted June 9, 2017 Conrad D. Conelrad, richardthestag, CGSB and 1 other 4
Guest Breadvan72 Posted June 9, 2017 Posted June 9, 2017 Now in traffic jam between Truro and Falmouth. somewhatfoolish 1
Guest Breadvan72 Posted June 9, 2017 Posted June 9, 2017 Traffic caused by Hot Fuzz style incident. No shootaz or Beardy Isalamotwats involved. Crashed Volvo content. somewhatfoolish 1
Lankytim Posted June 9, 2017 Posted June 9, 2017 Shame, I stumbled across some real Sherpashite down west the other day.. Soz if this is thread hijack btw Really need a pair of Pilot rear door windows if anybody find any lying about!
twosmoke300 Posted June 9, 2017 Posted June 9, 2017 Feel free to pop in to North Country ,near Redruth for a cuppa guys eddyramrod 1
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