If Autoshite did a Top Gear Challenge...

[Parky]

V***hall Corsa with Princess Anne.

 

Am sure she is lovely but I can't say I am relishing a long trip with either! What's the "wacky" challenge? Lap the Nurburgring backwards during the Impreza Clubs annual European track day, drive a basket of live grenades over a ploughed field, or do we have to hand paint "all fundamentalists r gay" on the side and drive through Raqqa?

[cms206]

The Council Estate (real name) or Lonsdale (username) with Princess Anne.

 

Nice.

[Pete-M]

Maureen in a Renault 20.

 

You gets what you pay for.

[hauserplenty]

...but seriously, folks:

 

A Reliant Robin, with Rachel Riley. Hmmm.

I think she might fancy a Scimitar, though, so I'll go with that instead.

 

...mustn't forget TEH Steven Wright tape.

 

https://youtu.be/J84fDbPIXls

 

"Look here, luv, Mum named her little dog after you... No, she really did..."

"A car?? Called a Riley? Well, I've only seen one in the metal luv...

Princess Anne &c. So, you wanna go for a ride in it?..."

[handbagging] Ow! [/handbagging]

[Junkman]

So, with a Lonsdale YD41 and Rachel Riley, because I'm a charming lucky bastard, what's the challenge?

[rml2345]

Either the Council estate (real name) or a Corsa (user name) with The Doctor.

The Council estate would leave him a broken man...

[quicksilver]

Junkman certainly seems to be winning at life, not just at the challenge. Sadly I can't offer either a Lonsdale or Ms Riley as a prize though. Hadn't thought about the actual challenge, but now we have enough participants, how does this tour of places of special shiteific interest sound?

 

1. Assemble at that weird abandoned garage in Church Gresley

2. Drive to Crail (points gained for every FTP)

3. Do a GLF run down the strip (points for the slowest time)

4. Drive to the Loch Tay scrapyard and buy a car (points for the most hopeless case)

5. A-frame it with your original car to a workshop in delightful Jaywick to get it roadworthy* (points for the epicness of the collekshun fred)

6. Drive your new purchase to Cannock auctions and sell it (points for each deathburger that can be bought with the profit)

Highest score wins and gets to keep the car they started with. All others are sent to a damp shed in Bedfordshire to recreate the Stondon Motor Museum.

 

Backup car if yours fails to complete the challenge will be a BMW X6 with sick rimz innit.

WCPGW?

[jonny69]

Why do I get the Polonez with the old giffer auctioneer? I'm not playing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But can I still raz around in the Pol for a bit?

[LC Torana]

Well

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= a rather nice day out.

[tooSavvy]

Anyone taking a trip with TS gets to meet my other half (.. that doesn't like to be photographed).

 

TS

[quicksilver]

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You missed a trick there. Your username would have got you the V8 Stellar of much awesomes. You'd still have directions given in SavvySpeak though.

[Supernaut]

My result is the same as UltraWomble's.

[I_am_Diesel]

FSO Polonez with the doctor. Maybe he could have a quick look at my piles while we're on with it.