Has anyone got any shite for sale?

[Futuramic]

A hungry python put into a cage with a baby. An angry terrorist on the loose in an armaments dump. These are lethal combinations.An even deadlier one has entered the world of Futuramic. I have, as of soon when I get paid, money AND an empty lock up garage. A garage without a shite occupant is like fried breakfast with no eggs. Wrong.So I am on the hunt for a new, well rather old, car to have as a weekend toy. Owing to job pressures it's got to be at least roadworthy, if not in good condition, and cheap.It MUST be manual, easy to work on and RWD is a big bonus.Does anybody have anything for sale? Or know of my perferct car?

[Guest]

PM'd mate.I can dribble on a bit - sorry.

[M'coli]

Where are you based?

[Futuramic]

Way down South where Granadas grow. The fine county of Essex in other words.