Autoshite Quote of the Year 2014 - Please Add

[Cavcraft]

More class from Cort16

 

Posted Today, 08:29 PM

 

Red sky in the morning vectra dash warning.

 

 

[Pillock]

 

 

Look at this shit! Have you ever seen a more revolting substance coming out of a radiator? It was like that scene in Ghostbusters II when the Magnotheric Slime came out of Sigourney Weaver's bath tap.

 

[cms206]

On Alex Salmond...

 

He likes all the Scottish things... an Albion CX24, that's his best lorry, he uses it to deliver shortbread and hatred of the English to his constituents.

[MrDuke]

On kids' TV:
 

fat black disabled lesbian trains

This absolutely has to be on an Autoshite sticker, immediately.

[Twiggy]

 "my luck`s that bad that if I fell into a bucketful of nipples I`d come up sucking my thumb... "

[mouseflakes]

John F Funk speaks out on Disco...
 

Disco 3s. etc. weigh as much as the moon but are less useful than the moon in a real-life scenario.

[M'coli]

What thread was Louise's quote about the trains in?

[outlaw118]

^^^Irrational Celebrity hatred^^^^^

[Junkman]

square cars make the world look a better place....

[Luckythirteen]

DW on the homebrew thread...

 

We have had a few issues with the Elderflower Champagne exploding. It's volatile stuff. 

Gave me visions of the police turning up mob-handed to mistaken reports of terrorist activity!