Shite themed motoring offence

[derskine]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-25624978

 

[Bobthebeard]

Maybe he had just got the estimate* to repair the VW and he was just about to shoot himself in the head?

[mercrocker]

Its worse than it looks....there is a girls head down there too.

[Bobthebeard]

Its worse than it looks....there is a girls head down there too.

Or possibly a 1970's Celebrity.

[Guest Breadvan72]

In a classic Golf, that's no mere girl. That's Ffiona Ffitztightly of Sloane Avenue, I'll have you know.  Up north for a bit of, er, shooting.

 

Probably a bit crusty around the tailgate by now, but hey.

[Tayne]

[Bobthebeard]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-25624978

 

A dwarf driving a LHD Golf unfairly arrested whilst on mercy mission to take Yoga teacher to hospital after teacher suffered a cramp attack?

[Guest Breadvan72]

Top lawyer Skillz!  Case dismissed.

[derskine]

I reckon its a fat bird, they've blurred her flab leakage out the bottom of the car

[Asimo]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/58245091@N00/2732044799/in/photolist-5aqrJF-4Qs3oV-6BtB1p-6BxKeY-6BxKLN-6BtDaZ-8j5ELm-6BxLPA-8j5Hgy-8j5D3G-fxpK9V-4DKx5K-ACtLd-ahwhP6-ACrDn-51T4KK

[HillmanImp]

I think we have finally found Michael Shite in ShiteRider (AKA S.H.I.T.T)

 

Shite Rider. A slovenly stroll into the insuler world of a man who does not persist. Michael Shite: an old loner unenthusiastically trying to champion the cause of the Innocenti Mini, the Talbots and the Vauxhalls, in a world of Ebay sellers who operate outside the English language.

[ShiteRider]

I think we have finally found Michael Shite in ShiteRider (AKA S.H.I.T.T)

 

Shite Rider. A slovenly stroll into the insuler world of a man who does not persist. Michael Shite: an old loner unenthusiastically trying to champion the cause of the Innocenti Mini, the Talbots and the Vauxhalls, in a world of Ebay sellers who operate outside the English language.

Your stalking me aren't you?

[willswitchengage]

I read that story at work today, there was another on the beeb that amused me more:

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25618683

 

 

 

Australia police free naked man stuck in washing machine

[Guest Breadvan72]

Re Naked washing machine dude, clean gags from the electronical Internetz:

 

He put a good spin on that.

 

His girlfriend's name was Ariel

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   Bold move.

  
  
  
  
  
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   Daz-zling

  
  
  
  
  
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  OMO-G, he could have Tide

  
  
  
  
  
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   Nice way to drum up publicity.

  
  

   Maybe this behaviour had been CONDITIONED

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
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   There should be Lenor against this type of idiocy... but did he win though?

  
  
  
  
  
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  not sure, but i imagine rescuers brought him great COMFORT

  
  

   

  
  
  
  
  
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  You can pump resources at these people but they are just a drain on society, trapped in a cycle.

  
  

   

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
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   Naked, eh? I wonder what happened to his Delicates?

  
  

   

  
  

  
  
  
  
  

[oman5]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-25624978

 

CLEVER DICK

[derskine]

I read the one about the naked australian guy too, didn't think to post that though