A beautiful* Bmw for sale

[af1]

*misleading slightly

 

I have posted it up on a few cars for sale Facebook pages but I'd like to offer it to yourselves too

 

I think my adverts is REALLY humorous

 

BMW 316i 1994 in 'hellrot' about 138000 Miles and drives superb (if a little slow)

 

has tax till the end of january

MOT till Mid February

This car is almost 20 years old (you could even call it a classic)

 

£350

Bad Points: Exterior has some rot on the rear arch, it is not structural and could be repaired Laquer peel on roof and bonnet.

Drivers window has come off its runner and when you try to open it gets stuck at an angle of approximatley 45.653 degrees

Driver Seat has some pretty excessive bolster wear

 

Good Points: Brand new rear o/s continental tyre

JVC (i think) MP3 USB AUX IN 45w mega sound stereo

Drives really well, I have been driving it 120miles daily without fault

Heater is really hot when you have to get to work at 4am!

 

Contact Alan on 07852174469 Located Whitstable or London

 

Should you buy it?

Depends, if you want a cheap motor that with minimal cosmetic work will do you proud for a long while? If so then Yes!

Do you want to cover it in matte black paint applied with a roller and go Rat Look?

If so then yes!

How about welding the diff and pushing all those 1596 cubic centemeters sideways? Absolutely not

A retro project in the interest of preserving base model mid 90's luxo barges? Absolutely

A Sleeper project with a late model 335i engine shoehorned in? PLEASE - and take me out for a spin

 

 

 

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[londonm]

Bridge it.

[Cavcraft]

And fill the boot with all the unused punctuation.

[red5]

The unused punctuation probably weighs more.

 

Sorry.

 

[Lord Sterling]

Welcome is that a bmw for sale wow it looks so rat luk yo with that hole in the rear arch but I think on autoshite somone might buy it and do it up and pretend to be a an executive from the early 90s or something dose it have a radio oh yeah just read the advert that it does looks like a great fixer upper for someone to take on as a project sadly I wont buy it as ive got to many cars and not enough space why are you selling is there a reason you are selling thanks Sent from a Police Phone Box in the time consortium mode using the power of thought.

[af1]

Once up on a time there was punctuation! It was in my head before I ruined the brain cells with beer I wrote it on my macbook and everything, posted it to a couple of Facebook groups and then to gumtree. That's when there was a change, I logged into my smart phone and fired up the TAPATALKSENTFROMMYANUS app and copied the post straight from gumtree. To be honest on Facebook I didn't bother with punctuation. Why should I? All I will get from Facebook

Is "100 cllct 2nyt m8" however I did use a bit if formatting, it looked clean, it looked nice! However when I copied it from gumtree all the formatting was lost!

 

I quickly stuck a cheeky (very cheeky) bit of formatting in and omitted any punctuation, in mean why should I bother this is autoshite! All I'll get is "wait a minute this car doesn't have keep fit windows or a vinyl roof"

 

Anyway you need to buy this cause then you can park it in a residential street and a fellow autoshiter can take a picture of it as a spot! Surely that is worth it?

 

 

 

Peace and love

Alan xx

 

 

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[londonm]

Put it back on here for £350.00 after it's been through its impending MOT

[af1]

I think everyone on here hates me so the only place im going is the bottom

Of the garden to eat worms!

 

Maybe I'll peddle my shite to them

 

 

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[Jim Bell]

75sqd clct 3marrow m8?

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

These four pot E36's are GR8 bangers. Worth fuck all but if maintained they're tough old buggers and they drive well.

 

Sent from my Chrysler 180 using the space-time contiuum.

[af1]

Very shitpeas ok but I want a snog, some grapefruits and a reach around.. Deal?

 

 

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