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Am I correct in thinking these were the first Mercs to have random model numbers? Presumably for marketing; ie E200,240,280,320 is a nicely balanced range,hence it not being called the E260.

BMW started it with the 1.8 316 and 2.7 525e, these days I think both Merc and BMW have a couple of different engines and turn the wick up a bit each time they call it a different name.

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Just to really confuse things these used to have the "E" at the other end of their name, for a short while (for example mine would be a 240E).

 

And amen to leather getting cold in winter. That's one of the reasons I'm not into leather these days, unless it comes with sphincter warmers.

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And amen to leather getting cold in winter. That's one of the reasons I'm not into leather these days, unless it comes with sphincter warmers.

 

.... aye, chilly the leathers. And a bit toasty on the shoulders in sun too... :-(

 

I wish the F*CKWitt dealers had left the scabby cloth in mine..... :rolleyes:

 

tooSavvy

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Never, ever, get in a car with leather when you're wearing shorts in hot sun. I did that once, as a kid. Won't do it again. Part of the reason why I also never, ever wear shorts anymore.

 

But have you ever touched seat belt buckles which have been in the sun all day? "Right, are we ready to g-AAAAGHHHHHHH SHITTING FUCK THAT'S HOT!"

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Never, ever, get in a car with leather when you're wearing shorts in hot sun. I did that once, as a kid. Won't do it again. Part of the reason why I also never, ever wear shorts anymore.

 

 

The thing I remember most is the delayed effect - getting in during the morning while it was moderately hot but bearable, arriving at the destination a while later and jumping out, to the feeling of every skin layer being ripped away from the backs of my thighs. Then when I screamed, Fatha_Duke would just scowl and tut at my embarrassing lack of manliness.

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I also remember slding around the back of my Dad's Volvo at roundabouts on the leather (this was before child seats). It was fun for the first week.

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With the amount of black balls around here I cant quite be sure if I have logged onto Autoshite or some sort of cuckold porn site. 

 

What next? 'Fill ALL my holes.....full of Isopon', 'I am all wet underneath.....my oil seals are leaking' and 'Tug on your big stick to activate my slushbox' and so on.  

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With the amount of black balls around here I cant quite be sure if I have logged onto Autoshite or some sort of cuckold porn site. 

 

What next? 'Fill ALL my holes.....full of Isopon', 'I am all wet underneath.....my oil seals are leaking' and 'Tug on your big stick to activate my slushbox' and so on.  

"Waxoyl my undercarridge"

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Fire up MS paint then, off you go!

 

Now that's not even trying!

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