Junkman Posted January 25, 2014 Author Posted January 25, 2014 Email received 25-01 16:24 "please send address to view car tomorrow afternoon" Hmmm, sounds promising...
Junkman Posted January 25, 2014 Author Posted January 25, 2014 Email received 25-01 16:34 "It the mot next feb or this feb" Errrr...this next Feb I'd say? DVee8 and wackywacerwill 2
Junkman Posted January 25, 2014 Author Posted January 25, 2014 Yeah, but I live in England, not in Theory. Vince70, Twiggy, dugong and 2 others 5
Junkman Posted January 26, 2014 Author Posted January 26, 2014 Here we go: Email received 26-01 08:28 "Hi what's your lowest prise cash thanks" As opposed to oriental rugs or Grandma's gold teeth? Vince70 and Twiggy 2
Junkman Posted January 26, 2014 Author Posted January 26, 2014 Anyway, I just sold it to the chap who contacted me first.He asked for my address, came, looked at the car, and bought it on the spot with not too much haggling.Well, he's Oriental, so no messer. trigger, Vince70 and chaseracer 3
Jim Bell Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 Well played JM. Not many seller sagas end that well. Junkman 1
Pillock Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 Bollocks, I was hoping for more entertainment. Can you make some stuff up? Thanks. Junkman 1
Junkman Posted January 26, 2014 Author Posted January 26, 2014 Bollocks, I was hoping for more entertainment. Can you make some stuff up? Thanks. Yeah, I'm a tad disappointed, too.Those bloody forrinnas spoil everything.
Grundig Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 Bollocks, I was hoping for more entertainment. Can you make some stuff up? Thanks....I wonder if there has been a cull of ebay pondlife this week?
Junkman Posted January 27, 2014 Author Posted January 27, 2014 The disappointment was premature: Email received 27.01 17:54 "Sorry to have to let you know that i will not be buying your 405 because my son got himself a van." Well, thanks for the 50 quid deposit, you stupid git.
Junkman Posted January 27, 2014 Author Posted January 27, 2014 Oh, and http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1994-peugeot-405-gtx-20-auto-estate/1046455367
Bucketeer Posted January 27, 2014 Posted January 27, 2014 FFS JM.It seems that finding a genuine online buyer is akin to searching for a needle in a mongstack.In hindsight, I'm grateful the vast majority of my previous motors died/disintegrated/got stolen/disappeared before I had the pleasure* of trying to punt them on.GLWTS again, and suchlike. Junkman 1
Junkman Posted January 28, 2014 Author Posted January 28, 2014 Here we go again... Email received 28-01 14:29 "Hi what's your lowest prise cash can you deliver thans"
Partridge Posted January 28, 2014 Posted January 28, 2014 For god's sake Junkie, just give it to me. Junkman 1
HillmanImp Posted January 28, 2014 Posted January 28, 2014 'I once prised open a door in a basement for a cash fee but I cannot really comment on whether I can deliver 'thans' as I have no idea what they are. Maybe you could deliver the thans yourself if they fit in the back of my Peugeot 405 which is for sale. If you are interested in the car, let me know and I can give you my lowest cash price and maybe even deliver the car to you.' Partridge, mat_the_cat and Junkman 3
Junkman Posted January 28, 2014 Author Posted January 28, 2014 Do I look like a car delivery service?EPIK CLCTSHUN TRD is responsibiity of the buyer.
Junkman Posted January 28, 2014 Author Posted January 28, 2014 ThansLet op: Spelling (deels) uit 1864: (B. THANDS), [bijwoord] nu, tegenwoordig, in onze dagen; op dezen oogenblik. Bucketeer 1
daveb47 Posted January 28, 2014 Posted January 28, 2014 Wish i could get it down here,not being able to drive is a fucking nuisence. Junkman 1
Junkman Posted January 28, 2014 Author Posted January 28, 2014 I'm so sad to hear this, Dave. How are you doing anyway?Would you like me to keep the car for you?
Jim Bell Posted January 28, 2014 Posted January 28, 2014 Jesus. This almost beggars belief. Still, you only need 7 more £50 deposits and you'll be in proffit. Junkman and HillmanImp 2
RichardMoss Posted January 28, 2014 Posted January 28, 2014 It's a lovely car and I can't believe that you're being dicked around like this. Actually (sadly) I CAN believe it due to the number of dicks out there. I wish I could buy the car from you, it's a bargain. Junkman 1
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 28, 2014 Posted January 28, 2014 Hey its £50 in your hand, could be worse. He probably was genuine at the time, not many serial tyre-kicking wankers carry £50 with them (or have even seen £50 actually) Junkman and Twiggy 2
Junkman Posted January 28, 2014 Author Posted January 28, 2014 It could be better, too, and the way things are going, I see the bridge starting to loom, since I am certainly not going to re-MoT it.Entirely BTW, the MoT is valid until 27-03, not February as I previously stated by mistake.
Junkman Posted January 28, 2014 Author Posted January 28, 2014 Hehe, watch me.I once bridged a Daewoo Espero.I IZ SRIALKILLA Twiggy and wackywacerwill 2
Junkman Posted January 30, 2014 Author Posted January 30, 2014 Email received 30.01 11:55 "Hi. I'm interested in this car but I have a question (sorry if it seems a silly question!). Does this car have air conditioning or sunroof? Thanks." Well, it has a heater, which is a helluva better, because it's fucking freezing and raining.
cort16 Posted January 30, 2014 Posted January 30, 2014 EPIK CLCTSHUN TRD is responsibiity of the buyer. What's Eric Clapton got to do with this?What a nightmare, have you tried autotrader? Okay it costs 10 quid but the mong to to actual buyer ration is much less. You get the occasional obvious "send me 2000 pounds to release the gold in my father anus, which I'll share with you" email but there's defo less chancers on there. RobT 1
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