Just because (warning: moustache content)

[Guest Breadvan72]

 

"Mummy, mummy, why is the gay man kissing the hooker?"

[Rocket88]

Much to my eternal shame, I had one of those in exactly the same spec as the ad. Bought it off a bloke who had bought it for his wife, [they were both in the "entertainment" business.....ahem] she had subsequently run off with another woman.

Anyhoo, it was a knackered old Hector by the time I got it, saggy shocks, the paint was shot, and it smoked like a chimney, which, apparently, was pretty much the condition the previous owner was in, according to cuckolded husband.........

[Partridge]

That made my week! Many thanks for sharing...

[Shep Shepherd]

That was AWESOME!

[Partridge]

Is that what Bond would be like if Autoshite directed it?

[Wilko220]

All car adverts should be like this. Take note VW...

[chaseracer]

Was that Hall or Oates? I could never tell which was which...

[Lord Sterling]

What.in.the.actual.fuck.

 

Isn't the moustachioed bloke just one of the "scousers" from Harry Enfield?

[Shep Shepherd]

Was that Hall or Oates? I could never tell which was which...

 

John Oates was the dark, moustachioed one

[pompei]

Love the metaphors  -  lights flashing at the end! Fnaar fnaar 

[Guest Breadvan72]

Are those her nails, or his?

[fordperv]

that is great, big love for the tash, but that was a very aggressive bit of knob grabbing 20 secs in

[Partridge]

What.in.the.actual.fuck.

 

Isn't the moustachioed bloke just one of the "scousers" from Harry Enfield?

That’s the first time I’ve ever seen you swear! I thought the same myself-or a 118 man off duty.

[Partridge]

Like my avatar?

[maxpower]

^ no, it looks like ian Mcshane doing a very bad freddie mercury impression.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Love the metaphors  -  lights flashing at the end! Fnaar fnaar 

 

 

Yeah, that "hand grasping gearknob" bit was well subtle.