Hello there!

[The Blue Lumiere!]

I can't believe how great this site is. I've seen some great sites in my time, but this is great.Hope my enthusiasm is coming across. I've owned and operated many of the vehicles which appear here, and I loved them all. I still kind of do.You guys are all hilarious. I'm hilarious, too, most times. I just can't think of anything funny to say just now. If you bear with me I'll make all sorts of funny remarks and humorous observations. Promise.

[pogweasel]

Felicitations. Glad you think it is Great!Great!-------------------------------------------------

[Torsten2001]

Say something hilarious for god sake

[Monkey_boy]

Morning

 

Here's a shop window display from near where I used to live. It made me laugh when I saw it. As this thread currently has no hillarity then this'll have to do!

[Guest]

What an unfortunate conclusion.

[Torsten2001]

it's too small to be funny

[M'coli]

Said the actress to the bishop

[kungfu888]

Welcome to www.kungfuuniversity.com! Here you will find what is Kungfu, how can learn Kungfu well, how to be a man just like Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan and Jet Li!It's said that Gongfu. Hard work over time to accomplish skill. A painter can have gongfu. Or the butcher who cuts meat every day with such skill...his knife never touches bone. Learn the form, but seek the formless. Hear the soundless. Learn it all, then forget it all. Learn The Way, then find your own way. The musician can have gongfu. Or the poet who paints pictures with words and makes emperors weep. This, too, is gongfu. But do not name it, my friend, for it is like water. Nothing is softer than water...yet it can overcome rock. It does not fight. It flows around the opponent. Formless, nameles...the true master dwells within. Only you can free him. Come on, body! Many wellknown Kungfu masters will teach you form-form. Shaolin, Wudang, Taichi and many other linds of Kungfu. Anyone you like, just have a taste! Once chose, you will be a different person as before. Whoever you are, a painter, a butcher, a musician... To be YOU! Only $360 you can be YOU! Welcome to www.kungfuuniversity.com!

[Richard]

Great!

[fiatdaft]

isnt jet li a girl?great

[Torsten2001]

she's all woman

[mouseflakes]

isnt jet li a girl?

Don't let Jet Li hear you saying that - he'll wup yo' ass (despite the fact he's softer than water).

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I could easy chin that loser.

[mouseflakes]

...the poet who paints pictures with words and makes emperors weep. This...is gongfu.

I could easy chin that loser.

Mr_B got Gongfu!

[Arthur-walker]

Hello and welcome!!

[pompei]

gr7

[M'coli]

gr7

Is this something you have seen before or is GR7 entirely your own work? I really hope so because I'll be using it when something is so not GR8!!!

[Twiggy]

GR1

[Milford Cubicle]

GR8ing

[M'coli]

GR1

GR1?That's a Tornado/Harrier/Jaguar type designation! Definitely not shonky!

Suilven and Canisp in the background..

 

B'lox, here's a Harrier GR7...

 

(Retires with argument )

[The Blue Lumiere!]

Cheers! Great!General hilarity can be had here:http://noonan-mckane.blogspot.com/

[vicsmith]

You`re my party, Blue LumiereExciting, fresh and new, Youre the reason for my partyTaste good, and I like you**-best guess

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Gotta be honest, i did have a look at that cottage hospital thing, must have been having a bad day though as I found it to be approximately as funny as riding a BMX with no seat, into a farm slurry pit while naked. Come on blue lumiere lets see some snaps of your old motors instead.

[pogweasel]

Gotta be honest, i did have a look at that cottage hospital thing, must have been having a bad day though as I found it to be approximately as funny as riding a BMX with no seat, into a farm slurry pit while naked.

Gotta be honest, but if I witnessed you doing that I would laugh until my cock fell off.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Good job you werent there when it happened then!

[The Blue Lumiere!]

Gotta be honest, i did have a look at that cottage hospital thing, must have been having a bad day though as I found it to be approximately as funny as riding a BMX with no seat, into a farm slurry pit while naked. Come on blue lumiere lets see some snaps of your old motors instead.

What, not even the Amish daredevil or the golfing christians? The savagery of Princess Anne?Tough crowd.As for pictures of my old cars, I don't have any to hand right now. But I've got this one of my current P+J:http://www.rover800.co.uk/html/plugins/ ... 44960.last

[fotorabia]

There was once was a little boy who loved tractors so his parents bought him as many toy ones as possible..Britains ,Corgis ,Tonkas..so one day his father decided to take this enthusiasm a little further and decided to take the boy to an Agricultural Show where he could view real tractors.So off they went to the show where there was a line of brand new shiney tractors.Eventually the boys father got chatting with one of the salesmen at the John Deere stand and the rep suggested to the boys father that they come visit his farm so they could have a go on his demonstrator model.So one weekend the boy and his father went out to the farm so the boy could enjoy the thrill of a real tractor.The rep popped the boy in the cab and off they went.Unfortunately the rep lost control of the tractor and crashed killing him and the little boy ended up in a coma.Bedridden and cared for his parents for 15 years suddenly the now grown up boy came out of the coma and all was well.So one night he went down to the pub.This was before the anti smoking laws and he was irritated by all the nasty smoke.So he exhaled to his maximum capacity and sucked in all the smoke and walked out to the car park and blew all the smoke out.The barman was amazed and said 'how the fuck did u do that? 'No problem' the young man exclaimed 'Im an ex-tractor fan.'

[The Blue Lumiere!]

A coachload of blind people are on a trip around Kent one summer afternoon. As they arrive in a village which is having a fete, the two guides accompanying them decide to get themselves a couple of pints in the pub. They produce a football, which they then attach with some sleighbells, and tell their blind charges to have themselves a kickabout on the village green for an hour or so, adding that they can easily follow the ball on account of the bells they have attached.Later on, as the two guides are happily sipping ale, they are startled by a man rushing into the pub shouting: "Get the police! Get an ambulance! There's about a dozen folk out there kicking fuck out of one of the Morris Dancers!!"

[Mr_Bo11ox]

[Milford Cubicle]