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I agree, they aint brilliant but I think i will trump you and throw this in.

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Possibly the very worst Transit that Ford ever made.

Style over substance and i will tell you what, having seen the "New Transit" out and about, I will be very suprised if those smug "Backbone of Britain" shift production to Turkey wankers havent monumentally fucked it all up.

I have a 2010 140 trend one of these and its been the most reliable van I've ever owned it's just turning 100k and all it's had in 6 years is a battery apart from service items. I cane it everywhere never speeding btw, and I think that's the reason for no trouble. I'm slowly turning it into shite though. I've had a few bumps and scrapes but today I managed to scrape it down my local pubs wall because the reverse sensors didn't kick in and I was watching the reverse camera. Poor excuse really but I've made a canny job of it. I do change the oil every 6 months or 6k which helps. I think the 18-20k service is asking too much of the oil.

 

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as we are looking for shite vans, i find myself drawn to one of these

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whereas the current transit or something like a sprinter/vito are just shit

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Citroen Currus 'Beko1987' Edition

 

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It looks like one of those boss-eyed fish from the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

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if we are going to allow strange publicity machines, then are these allowed?

 

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not quite a van, but very van like, the outspan mini,

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and just to show that the BINI can do something similar, the BINI WEINER

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another promotional vehicle, now ok, Worthies is pish, but if there is nothing else to drink, it'll do....

 

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they aren't the only brewery to have the same idea, this one i've not seen or heard of, and looks like its built up on a 2CV chassis

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How about a shitey Yank version of those ridiculous VWs? I give you the Chevrolet Corvan.

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There was also a pickup, available with or without this natty side ramp.

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Corvans are awesome. This one seems to be a regular at the Moffat Classic Car Show now and it sure makes me go CORR, look at that!

 

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1961 Chevrolet Corvair Van (2014 Import)  (1.2) by MattLikesCars, on Flickr

 

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1961 Chevrolet Corvair Van (2014 Import)  (2.2) by MattLikesCars, on Flickr

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