Yo Momma (Cracking wise)

[Des]

Yo momma so fat, when her steering wheel airbag deployed it got beat on by her titties.

 

Yo momma so ulgy, she made a Nissan Juke puke.

 

Yo momma so fat, when you aksed her about her first car, she pulled it out her arse and showed you.

 

You momma so stupid, she put Special K in her Rover and drank K Seal for breakfast................ And they both still leaking!!!

 

Yo momma so stupid and fat, she thought her Renault was a special edition, but on the back it said 'Convoi Exceptionnel'.

 

Yo momma so fat, she roll the lowest slamminest VW in da hood......... But only on the drivers side!!!

 

Yo momma so fat, when she got rearended by a truck, the truck got whiplash.

 

Etc.

[Spiny Norman]

I had a bit of a 'Yo Momma' thing going with a mate on Farcebook a couple of weeks ago, think I'll go resurrect it with some of those choice ones.

Can't think of any car ones, but the favourite one I heard was 'Yo momma so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it'

[Shep Shepherd]

Yo momma so stupid, she thought that judo was what they make bagels with

[Guest]

Yo momma so stupid, she painted a combi boiler matt black.

[RedSparrow]

LOLZ @ wat. Very clever sir.

[Guest]

Yo momma so fat, she D701 SWL on yo credit card.

[Albert Ross]

Yo' Momma is so fat, that when she bleeds, gravy leaks out.

[Albert Ross]

Ah seen Yo' Momma, kickin' a can down the Street. I sed "Whatcha doin?" She sez... "Movin' House"

[Guest]

Yo momma so stupid, she bought Pete-M a Daily Mail subscription.

[rml2345]

Yo momma so fat, she gotta pay the congestion charge.

[RedSparrow]

Ebay seller so fat, he can't see his own moccasins.

[vulgalour]

Yo momma so fat that yo daddy have to roll she in flour to find the wet spots first.

[Negative Creep]

Leave my fat ugly mother out of this

[Guest]

Yo momma so controversial, she may be Polish.

[Des]

Yo momma so stinky, she LEZ non- compliant.

 

Yo momma so ugly, when she fell off the Woolwich ferry the Thames barrier jumped out.

 

Yo momma so fat, PT Cruiser stick on chrome tat fits her perfectly.

 

Yo momma so big, when you attempted to hammer a smaller momma over her, it merely assumed a gravitational orbit.

 

Yo momma so big, you got 8 grand for her on ebay........ Once you decked her out in chequerplate and a one life live it tattoo.

 

Yo momma so ugly, the speaking dash in her maestro developed a nervous stutter. And the windscreen unbonded itself.

[AeroNautiCal]

Yo Momma is so recklessly negligent in parental care, guidance and judgment that she needs to be fuggin' prosecuted!

 

[vulgalour]

You momma so ugly she make this look good.

[CreepingJesus]

Yo momma so fat, when God said 'let there be light', he had to shift her outta the way first.

[rml2345]

You momma so ugly, she inspired the Ssangyong Rodius.

[Guest]

Yo momma so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

[Des]

Yo momma so ugly, when the feds pulled her over, they gave her a fixed penalty for her windows having insufficent tint.

 

Yo momma so nasty, when her Rovers coolant pissed out, it got scared back in.

 

Yo momma so big, when she go clubbing she borrow your scutz gun to do her make up and steal your 'A' frame to push up her titties.

 

Yo momma so fat, when she went to Specsavers they sold her a bullbar and sent her to Autoglass.

[Formula Autos]

Yo momma so fat she uses Pickfords as a taxi firm.

[Guest]

Yo momma so fat each arse cheek has a different postcode.

[trigger]

Yo momma so fat she did a thread about crap yo momma jokes on a car forum.

[Guest]

Yo momma so fat she caint see her own goddamn white moccasins.

[Guest]

Yo momma so fat the SOGA applies to her as a company,

[Des]

Yo momma so stupid, when she visited the doctor for her STD creams, she come home with a really, really, really shiny 17 mile 1982 Vauxhall Chevette that turned out to be an OMG 38 miler kiteh killah.

[Albert Ross]

Yo Momma so fat, when she turns round in Poundland, she beeps, like a garbage truck.