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Anything beats being stuck at Luton.

 

 

 

....except maybe Bombay Airport.

The only funny thing about that place (the old terminal from the 80's, not the new one) was the building itself. I am absolutely persuaded they bought the aiport as a kit, then lost half of the plans and held the few they had updisde down when assembling it.

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The only funny thing about that place (the old terminal from the 80's, not the new one) was the building itself. I am absolutely persuaded they bought the aiport as a kit, then lost half of the plans and held the few they had updisde down when assembling it.

The other funny thing is that it's probably the best bit of Luton, because it offers you a route out of the place.

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504's are boring, they don't fail, provide excellent comfort and in that part of the world are usually even airconditioned.

 

The planes however, are much more fun, thats why you take them!

 

Brake stuck and glowing red after landing? Release it with a giant sledge hammer and there goes the 727.

Batteries hauled out of a 737 and taken to the local bus depot for charging to make the jet go, why not...

Wall panels that keep falling off the inside of a A310? Thats what SPAX where invented for, doesnt matter that the ones we have are a bit to long.

Stupid chemical toilet doesn't flush anymore, a bucket will do.

Got luggage? You are free to haul it up into the hold yourself.

Overhead bin latches all broken? So what, just remove the stupid things.

Ticket? What ticket? Captain will collect cash just before we take off.

 

[could go on for pages... enough for today]

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