Anyone want to buy my Midi van?

[pdg]

That's right, this is your chance to own a piece of automotive history! It's time to reduce my stock of vehicles so the Midi has to go.

 

I don't actually have any documentation to back this up but I believe this van has never been owned by any celebrity at all, including Keith Floyd and Jim Glennie. In fact, I'm quite sure that any celelbrity you can possibly name will have never even seen this van from a distance, let alone sat in it. (This whole statement is based purely on alcohol)

 

It comes with a far from comprehensive 2 yard warranty, if it's facing downhill at the time of collection. This warranty covers everything - excluding engine, running gear, bodyshell, interior trim + fittings, glass, lights, electrics, wood, tyres, steering components etc...

 

I want at least £1,382,212.07 for it but it's on ebay (item number 160614230543) starting at £600 if you want to bypass all that haggling malarkey and grab an absolute bargain.

[pdg]

I forgot to say - the excellent warranty offered is exclusive to autoshite forum members...

 

Oh, and I'm selling some gardening shite too so be sure to check my other items

[Cavcraft]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/160614230543? ... 3D1&_rdc=1

[KruJoe]

[Madman Of The People]

85 MPH speedo? That's a bit ambitious, isn't it?

[Guest]

An Isuzu Fargo in disguise! I was hoping it was the 2 litre petrol, mainly because of Isuzu's SKILLFUL use of the same lump in the Piazza.

[Station]

Is it petrol or diesel? I've always liked the look of these, sort of like the Rascal's big brother.

[Lord Sterling]

Is it petrol or diesel?

 

Its a 2.4td. Link to advert above couresty of Cavette.

 

It looks hidously miserable to drive, so would be right up my street. Unlike my Sterling, it actually works too!

[Rod/b]

I used to drive one of these for work about 16 years ago. It was the best van we had and I loved it!

 

One time, my idiot assistant hadn't closed the side door properly, so as I accelerated away the door shot straight to the back of the runners, busted the stop off, and fell off, straight onto the bonnet of a brand new BMW. As i braked to come to a stop, the door carried on, slid up the bonnet of the Beemer, smashed the windscreen and creased the A pillar. The owner was displeased, shall we say.

 

Obviously, works way of fixing the problem with the van was to weld the side door shut and make me lug washing machines in and out of the back door instead. Handy.

[pdg]

It looks hidously miserable to drive,

 

It's marvelous to drive, and with the benefit of the manual traction control and ABS (i.e. take some notice of what your feet are doing) it's safe too.