OMG, Suspended From RetroRides

[Cavcraft]

The stupid rules are just ruining that whole forum for me....

I thought you weren't using RR anymore Fred?

[FredTransit]

I am not really, it was already ruined for me long ago!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Hey, ive got a radical idea, how about we all (basically you Fred) try to get through a 24-hr period without going on and on and FUCKING ON about how we dont like retro rides? ITS AS BORING AS HELL and embarrassing.

 

This forum has problems of its own, like the amnout of inane wank its being filled up with on a daily basis, you mighht not like the rules over at R-R but at least them make an effort not to let the place fill up with non-stop wittering.

[wuvvum]

Without wanting to start another RR rant. It doesn't look like your the only one Norm getting upset over RR rules, Not sure who '0' is but he seems to be either licking arse or he's a new moderter.

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... 357&page=2

It's VIP.

How did he manage to get the word "fuck" to show up in his post? I thought swearing was banned on RR?

[ashmicro]

Without wanting to start another RR rant. It doesn't look like your the only one Norm getting upset over RR rules, Not sure who '0' is but he seems to be either licking arse or he's a new moderter.

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... 357&page=2

It's VIP.

How did he manage to get the word "fuck" to show up in his post? I thought swearing was banned on RR?

You can defeat the swear filter by typing fu, and then hit the italics button twice so it opens and closes the tags, and then type ck. The swear filter doesn't see it as fuck, if you catch my drift.

 

EDIT: Works on ARRSE too, Billy.

[Mat.T]

i like retrorides it is awesome, I have been a member for a fair few years now. I suspect the reason I am still on there when alot of people have left or been kicked off over the years, is that I dont bother reading the threads. I just look at the pictures.

[mouseflakes]

I dont bother reading the threads. I just look at the pictures.

LOLZ!!

 

If a thread can have a punchline, this ^ should be it!

[trigger]

Matt is very wise I think! It think it's best to treat the forum like the Sport newspaper, just keep looking at the photos.

[Formula Autos]

So if RR is the Daily Sport of the forum world, does that make Autoshite the equivalent of Viz?

 

Peurile, childish, downright silly, a bit sweary, a bit naughty, downright inspired readers contributions, and always fun. Yep - this applies to both Viz and AS.

[Negative Creep]

I think in that case we need our own Top Tips section!

 

 

Looking at that link reminds me why I don't go onto RR anymore though. Seems an odd thing with car sites that some people don't understand you don't like every single car. I like listening to metal for example, but that doesn't mean I like every single metal band in every single sub genre

[Guest]

Top Tip: Toothpaste is a useful tool for cleaning dirty door frames.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I'm not a fan of RR. Something about it - it's the Pistonheads of old crap cars and takes itself a bit too seriously.

[ashmicro]

Top Tips: try not to get cayenne pepper on your knob.

never pour neat dettol on your head

do not try to remove a radiator while drunk.

[Station]

Top Tip: Toothpaste is a useful tool for cleaning dirty door frames.

Really?

 

I smeared some used engine oil on my plastic door handles and they're still black. Another 'on a severe budget' top tip there.

[Cavcraft]

Top Tips: try not to get cayenne pepper on your knob head.

do not try to remove a radiator while drunk.

[trigger]

Top Tip: Toothpaste is a useful tool for cleaning dirty door frames.

Really?

It must be true as Kim and Aggie said so once.

[Father Ted]

hey Formula... Have you seen that F plate Nissan fairlady in Whitehaven?

And as for Tescos fucking car park it gives me an epistaxis.

[Formula Autos]

hey Formula... Have you seen that F plate Nissan fairlady in Whitehaven?

And as for Tescos fucking car park it gives me an epistaxis.

I have seen the Fairlady. Unfortunately it's always on the road when I do (and usually at warp speed). Should I catch it in a static position I will snap it and post the piccie on here. Actually, I have some spots from the Shitehaven area - I'll start a thread.

 

As for Tescos car park, I don't go there. My finish with it was when someone dented the side of my Cougar. They don't even let you park in there of an evening and go and get trolleyed in the Wetherspoons over the road. Utter bastards.

 

I take my business to Morrisons instead. Harumpf!

[M'coli]

Cougar - late 90s Ford.

[Formula Autos]

Cougar - late 90s Ford.

Indeed it is, but it hasn't got a toothy grille - that went on the Mercury version in the US.

 

Egg shaped?

 

 

I think not! More a Mondeo in a party frock.

[Guest]

I was secretly hoping you were driving a horny middle-aged woman with a dent.....

Is dogging as popular in the US as it is over here?