Autoshite entrance exam?

[Albert Ross]

I find boiled eggs work on the bigger leaks.It's a fine sunny day, you have been ordered by the WIfe ti "nip to the shops" to pick up some stuff for dinner.Do you A; Jump in the Focus 5 door and "nip to the shops"B; Decide that the Land Rover Diesel needs a run out, so you move two cars to get it out, smoking the street out in the process, have trouble shutting the door quietly and wake up the guy on nights who lives over the street, then do a 25 mile round trip, to make sure it's warmed up, forget all about the stuff you need from the shop, pop in to see a mate with steam traction/ploughing engines in his front garden, have a wait at the nearest level crossing to see Tornado thunder by, then pass a really good German off-licence, turn round to get a few quids worth of decent purity controlled ale, remember the shopping trip, and then go the supermarket to get the remains, and the "last turkey in the shop" for dinner. Return home valiant, and expressing a need to "pop out to the tip" in a few minutes while the better half wrestles the remains of a domestic fowl into the oven.