Blatant "but my shite" plug

[Father Ted]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... :MESELX:IT

 

Its on evilbay, its taxed its tested its fugy. Make me an offer I cant refuse! please

 

 

I'll even throw in a little comic swimmy sperm keyring

[Cavcraft]

MY BRUVVR IZ A SMACKHED AN NEEDZ CAR HW MUCH 4 CASH 2NITE?

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Was the username thing deliberate?

[Guest]

Are you filming the naked nurses in the changing rooms with your ebay bought Spy Pen Video & Still Camera 640*480 High Res USB?

[Father Ted]

Not really, its a it unfortunate as I signed up to sell a shed, and had just got the micra, so it was a combination of the two.

[Father Ted]

Just noticed the rather unfortunate typo in the title - it should be buy, not but -it reads rather too much like my shite butt plug.

[whitevanman]

Just noticed the rather unfortunate typo in the title - it should be buy, not but -it reads rather too much like my shite butt plug.

I did notice but was too polite to mention it

[FredTransit]

Just noticed the rather unfortunate typo in the title - it should be buy, not but -it reads rather too much like my shite butt plug.

I did notice but was too polite to mention it

Me too, but now you mention it......

[HillmanImp]

Just noticed the rather unfortunate typo in the title - it should be buy, not but -it reads rather too much like my shite butt plug.

Had a rather amusing incident with Volksy and a strange lady in a pub involving butt plugs last weekend......

[Cavcraft]

Not really, its a it unfortunate as I signed up to sell a shed, and had just got the micra, so it was a combination of the two.

Still got it? Any details on it? feel free to pm me if you so desire sir, cheers.

[warren t claim]

Not really, its a it unfortunate as I signed up to sell a shed, and had just got the micra, so it was a combination of the two.

Still got it? Any details on it? feel free to pm me if you so desire sir, cheers.

Did you go to Ellesmere port auctions tonight?

[Cavcraft]

I'd sooner take the very last fifteen quid out of the bank, sellotape it to my knob, douse it in petrol and set fire to it than buy anything off Pingu thanks.

[warren t claim]

I'd sooner take the very last fifteen quid out of the bank, sellotape it to my knob, douse it in petrol and set fire to it than buy anything off Pingu thanks.

So you don't like old "squeaky bollocks" then?

[Cavcraft]

About as much as I'd like to be stuck in a lift with Cilla Black whilst listening to Catatonia records and being force fed drawing pins.Still, in the general scheme of things I think he'd like me even less if only he knew

[warren t claim]

Go on! Do tell!I was banned from there for having the cheek to have a for sale sign on my car that was parked over 100 yards away.

[Father Ted]

Not really, its a it unfortunate as I signed up to sell a shed, and had just got the micra, so it was a combination of the two.

Still got it? Any details on it? feel free to pm me if you so desire sir, cheers.

Managed to sell the slightly rotten garden shed variety quite a while ago which saved me the hassle of breaking it up and burning it.

[Cavcraft]

Go on! Do tell!I was banned from there for having the cheek to have a for sale sign on my car that was parked over 100 yards away.

Erm, I might have accidentally doctored a couple of cars I had that they bought cheap at E.Port to sell on in Chester and they blew up whilst his drivers were taking them I'm reliably told Marty:Sorry for going o/t mucker. Much interest in the Micra yet? Someone local might be interested in it, no promises but I'll try and see if I can get them to commit to something.

[Father Ted]

Marty:Sorry for going o/t mucker. Much interest in the Micra yet? Someone local might be interested in it, no promises but I'll try and see if I can get them to commit to something.

Go off topic as much as you like - so far feck all interest in it.