Top w*nker chariots league

[UglyAmerican]

Yank angle:Mitsubishi EvoSubaru WRXMercs with chrome rimsBy far the most aggressive, horrible drivers on the road however will appear in American minivans, like the Chevy something, Ford Windstar, and Dodge Caravan. Don't ask me why, I don't know, I just know that they tailgate like nobody's business.

[AnthonyG]

Hey Reg how did you work out the top 20?How do you place a Saxo three places ahead of a Mondeo, for example?Have you got a spreadsheet, possibly linked to a database with all wanker incidents recorded?You do work in IT after all - sorry for stereotyping you , but I guess stereotypes are a theme of this thread

[AnthonyG]

What about the pratts who slow down to 65mph (by heavily braking obviously) upon sighting one of these NOTHING LIKE A POLICE CARS on the motorway? And where were they in the 20 minutes I spent changing a shredded back tyre after driving over some shite left on the highway after a smash eh?

Highway (S) (Agency) Patrol !

 

There was a little crowd all around a HA Disco on the M40 on Saturday, even I slowed down when I saw 'Traffic Officer' displayed across the back, although it was just the usual lot in the end.

[dollywobbler]

I fear we must add BMW 330Ci to the list. I drove one today and sure enough, I drove it like a tosser. Sorry.

[hennabm]

What about the pratts who slow down to 65mph (by heavily braking obviously) upon sighting one of these NOTHING LIKE A POLICE CARS on the motorway? And where were they in the 20 minutes I spent changing a shredded back tyre after driving over some shite left on the highway after a smash eh?

Highway (S) (Agency) Patrol !

 

There was a little crowd all around a HA Disco on the M40 on Saturday, even I slowed down when I saw 'Traffic Officer' displayed across the back, although it was just the usual lot in the end.

One name I do like for them is the Wombles - as they clean up after everyone. Not much use for anything else. Always willing to block off lanes for no f** reason whatsoever example - 2 lanes of a 3 lane motorway blocked out so a tyre fitter can change an OS wheel on a truck - WHY FFS when 1 lane would have been sufficient.

 

They are not liked by the proper police though btw.

[Pete-M]

I fear we must add BMW 330Ci to the list. I drove one today and sure enough, I drove it like a tosser. Sorry.

The force is strong with this one, Errol. Proud of you, Mr Wobbler. I can't be the only bloke in here driving tw@mobiles.

[pogweasel]

They are not liked by the proper police though btw.

ORLY?I thought most of these blokes were ex-traffic-plod, late 40's and done their 25 years and getting the plod 25k a year pension PLUS the 25k a year womble salary???

I fear we must add BMW 330Ci to the list. I drove one today and sure enough, I drove it like a tosser. Sorry.

Oh. Aside from your tossa driving, was it nice? And was it insanely thirsty like BM 6-bangers of old??? see I do want a 330d, but they are about 40% more than a pez version....

[Volksy]

Having been a recovery driver, its not pleasant working on the motorways, also being hit by wing mirrors going a fair lick smarts a fair deal.Although the wombles do tend to slow the recovery process down with there 'elf n saf'ty, at times they were a godsend.

[Arragonis]

Last time I saw a womble it was they had closed the left lane of the Edinburgh bypass for a breakdown.The breakdown itself was off the carriageway on the left which meant closing it was a bit OTT in itself.The fact it was on the left hand side of an on-ramp which was wide enough for two cars meant that closing the left lane of the main carriageway was very OTT.And inconvenient.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

What about the pratts who slow down to 65mph (by heavily braking obviously) upon sighting one of these NOTHING LIKE A POLICE CARS on the motorway? And where were they in the 20 minutes I spent changing a shredded back tyre after driving over some shite left on the highway after a smash eh?

Highway (S) (Agency) Patrol !

 

There was a little crowd all around a HA Disco on the M40 on Saturday, even I slowed down when I saw 'Traffic Officer' displayed across the back, although it was just the usual lot in the end.

One name I do like for them is the Wombles - as they clean up after everyone. Not much use for anything else. Always willing to block off lanes for no f** reason whatsoever example - 2 lanes of a 3 lane motorway blocked out so a tyre fitter can change an OS wheel on a truck - WHY FFS when 1 lane would have been sufficient.

 

They are not liked by the proper police though btw.

Also known as Plastic Pigs or Fakeon - fake bacon, i.e not real Pigs.

[dollywobbler]

Pete - only had it for a day. Quite long enough...Pog - it certainly slurped the juice, but I was 'exploring' the performance potential - which is sizeable. Not very exciting though if you know what I mean. I drove home in my 2CV after the BMW and it was more fun, because I could thrash it even around town. 178k miles on it but drove very well really. Didn't like the clutch, the stereo was AWESOME and the seats are like concrete.

[Station]

I fear we must add BMW 330Ci to the list. I drove one today and sure enough, I drove it like a tosser. Sorry.

We had the same thing as a company car about 9 years ago. The day I first drove it, I noticed people getting out of the way on dual carriageways, don't know whether this was because I was storming up behind them. They turn you into arseholes.

[reallyloud]

I've noticed a lot of expired Alfa 156's and Polish registered Passats tend to use the faster roads as racetracks. I'm with pog on this one, I don't let myself get caught up in the whole thing. The funniest recent piece of bad driving was conducted on some country lanes towards Didcot. An overweight couple in a 1995 106 Inca, were in a rush to get back towards the town. Having succeeded in overtaking 3 vehicles on some blind bends (including myself - despite my best attempts to drive in the middle of the road) they ended their little excursion in a shallow ditch trying to avoid a Land Rover. The couple were not hurt and begged us not to call the police.....so we did. One guy had to restrain the driver, to stop him from running away - leaving his expired Peugeot and his female companion alone, which wouldn't have been smart. I didn't wait for the cops, but passed on my details as a willing witness. The reason for the manic driving? Get back home to watch 'Strictly come fuckin dancing'.

[Station]

I've never once considered non-descript Alfa Romeo 156's (never even knew what they were called) until tonight!

 

Was driving along the Derby Road in Bootle, Liverpool:

 

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In the second lane where it just merges from three to two. I notice some Alfa bellend overtaking a car behind me into the third lane, and I'm thinking, he's going to try and squeez past in the third lane and then cut me up. And that's what he did, leaving mere inches as he nearly took out the pedestrian crossing and my little car.

 

I gave him a flash, but there is no educating these FUCKING ARSEHOLES, as they DO NOT GIVE A FUCK and are destined to die in a car accident BECAUSE THEY'RE UNDER DEVELOPED CUNTS proving that fucking Darwin was absolutely 100% correct.

The fact that he then pulled into the FIRST lane to turn left at the traffic lights that were ON RED proved what a tragic waste of Job Seekers Allowance he is. CUNT.