500 pages of Victor Meldrew listening to The Smiths top 50!

[dollywobbler]

Cripes. Missed this thread! Hadn't realised I was so grumpy...Mind you, I have tried to post in the two jolly threads as well! I'm a Gemini, so if you believe the astro-bollocks, I'm allowed to be in two minds at once. Or is that two-faced? Meh.Thanks for the sums outlaw!

[outlaw118]

Hey, no worries DW!!!Reg, you have ONE post....you must be a happy boy. Literally.

[MrRegieRitmo]

Reg, you have ONE post....you must be a happy boy. Literally.

I wouldn't say that....lazy maybe!

[outlaw118]

Just need page 150 to be finished, I've had a count up (yes I know I'm sad), and whilst not wishing to give anything away, after looking at the last 49 pages, I must ask....Mr Hirst, Mr Lobster and Mr Cavette....Have you considered psychological help? You seem VERY unhappy.......

[seth]

But perhaps you need a rating for degree of ranting? I would normally class Hirst as a mild mannered moaning minnie, whereas Mr Watanabe....

[michiel]

...Hirst a mild mannered moaning minnie

[Guest]

Just out of curiousity, I thought I'd go back and check out my involvement for the last 49 pages and it's not that bad!Admittedly, I have had a go at fireworks, Halloween, Office "banter", people who phone up with quivery voices, the clocks going back, parish councils, that climate change advert, learner drivers being allowed to cause huge queues, our union (which I'm not in), university, adverts involving toilets, wastrels getting in the way, National Customer Service Week (and the zany activities therein), Payzone points (people getting in the way paying bills), people who pull out on you from side roads, shoe repairs not holding up, people who are too "into" football and Innocent smoothies.But on the other hand, there were some more cheerful things - a bit of BBC Micro nostalgia, the nice thought of having a job working at the docks, the idea of a real "Hirst Used Autos" in America and the suggestion that Mr Seth gets Mrs Seth a whisk for Christmas.I'm quite happy really - my life involves a lot of driving to miserable locations full of unlikeable people, but I get to do said driving in a Charmant which lessens the blow.

[Mr Lobster]

I'm quite happy as well actually. Lifes not that bad really. Yeh theres bad bits but plenty of good too so I'm a fairly happy person most of the time Hmmm. A job at the docks? That sounds nice. Actually, everyday I drive past the docks at Liverpool and often think that perhaps I should have 'gone to sea' rather than working in the motor trade.

[outlaw118]

The votes are in......

Firstly, I'll do the last 50 pages results, and then the new "chart"....

 

20) Michiel: 15 posts

19) Milford Cubicle : 16 posts

18) Pete-M : 17 posts

14) Mr H Sceptre, Pillock, M'Coli, Mash: 18 posts

13) Retrogeezer : 19 posts

9) Whitevanman, Richard, Watanabe, Brammy777 : 20 posts

7) Pogweasel, Dollywobbler : 27 posts

6) Fred Transit : 28 posts

4) SirTainly Barking, Red Sparrow : 29 posts

 

AND JOINT GRUMPIEST OVER THE LAST FIFITY PAGES........

 

Mr Hirst, Mr Cavette, and Mr Lobster, all with 36 posts each.

 

So, the new "Grumpy Chart" (queue Top Of The Pops music), from 20 upwards is.......

 

20)= Whitevanman : 40 posts (joint 25th last time)

20)= Trigger : 40 posts (joint 16th last time)

18)= Retrogeezer : 42 posts (23rd last time)

18)= Outlaw118 : 42 posts (11th last time)

17)= Pompei : 46 posts (13th last time)

16) Milford Cubicle : 47 posts (joint 16th last time)

15) Watanabe : 54 posts (15th last time)

13)= RedSparrow : 55 posts (21st last time)

13)= Fred Transit : 55 posts (20th last time)

12) M'Coli : 56 posts (joint 11th last time)

11) Mr H. Sceptre : 57posts (joint 9th last time)

10) Richard : 62 posts (8th last time)

= Pete-M : 64 posts (7th last time)

= Sir Tainly Barking : 64 posts (14 th last time)

7) Cavette ; 65 posts (18th last time)

6) Father Ted : 69 posts (4th last time)

5) Pillock : 78 posts (5th last time)

4) Mr Lobster : 89 posts (6th last time)

3) DollyWobbler : 109 posts (no change)

2) Hirst : 121 posts (no change)

and obviously, Mr Grumpy Bollocks is:

 

POGWEASEL with 132 posts........although the gap to Hirst is getting smaller.......

 

I'm going to put everyone in order down to the very last one, so if anyone wants to know where they are in the great scheme of things, give me an hour, I'll have the info.

Alternatively we could all get a real life and go to the pub.

 

**EDIT - Emoticons weren't me and do not represent the views of www.sadfatbastard.com

[outlaw118]

^^^^ that website link doesn't work by the way.....^^^^

[Guest]

^^^^ that website link doesn't work by the way.....^^^^

Yes, and I'm pissed off about it.

[Guest]

But perhaps you need a rating for degree of ranting? I would normally class Hirst as a mild mannered moaning minnie, whereas Mr Watanabe....

Do I come across as that angry?

[FredTransit]

I am stunned. Up 7 places, it was the Trick or Treat and Fireworks that did it. oh and bleedin Tesco

[outlaw118]

I might register the sadfatbastard.com thing if someone hasn't done it....I believe it's only about £10?

[outlaw118]

I've just registerd sadfatbastard.com and co.uk !!!! £10 ish......WHAT HAVE I DONE???!!!

[FredTransit]

I might register the sadfatbastard.com thing if someone hasn't done it....I believe it's only about £10?

.com and .co.uk are both available, .co.uk is cheaperhttps://order.1and1.co.uk/xml/order/cos ... frame=_top

[outlaw118]

Just finished collecting and sorting all names and numbers....121 different user names have added their two penneth....if you've changed username, and have contributed to the thread in more than one name can you let me know, so I can add the numbers together? Cheers..

[FredTransit]

You can change your user name?

[outlaw118]

Yep, not sure how, though....Father Ted used to be marty, and I think XR1984 used to be someone else too....

[pompei]

I'm really grumpy now having slipped down the charts (pop pickers)

[FredTransit]

As for the name change, it's usually up to The Management, and as it takes them ages to approve some people I have no idea how long it would take them to change a user name

[Rusty Pelican]

Managment , someone in overall control , well i never

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I do wish I'd picked a more imaginative username.

[FredTransit]

Well er, I didn't like to say....

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

It's from being one of the first to register on Austin-Rover.co.uk, I thought I'd grab my real name while it was still available. Inertia saw to its continued use.

[whitevanman]

I'm normally Duncr on forums, but they never authorised it on here so I had to get CortinaDave to register me and he came up with WVM as that was my main vehicle at the time...........

[FredTransit]

I am the same all over the place....

[seth]

Do I come across as that angry?

Ummm....

A shit day at work, nearly knocked fuck out of bloke who pulled out in front of me coming home........

BOLLOCKS........ robbing cunts...

if they weren't so fucking useless

our union's fucking useless

I'm sick of the idiot bastards anyway,

she's got a cracking pair of tits

Actually, looking back you've probably complained less than others. Maybe you just have a way with words

[Guest]

Yep, not sure how, though....Father Ted used to be marty, and I think XR1984 used to be someone else too....

True - have used both on my spots threads below but not the grumpy man thread, which has grown exponentially since I last posted on it

[Guest]

Do I come across as that angry?

Ummm....

A shit day at work, nearly knocked fuck out of bloke who pulled out in front of me coming home........

BOLLOCKS........ robbing cunts...

if they weren't so fucking useless

our union's fucking useless

I'm sick of the idiot bastards anyway,

she's got a cracking pair of tits

Actually, looking back you've probably complained less than others. Maybe you just have a way with words

I see. Erm. Incidentally I have a new job in the same place and am quite happy about it. Fancy that.