This bloke has problems ...

[pompei]

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and ... 98179.html

[mk2_craig]

Haha that's great, bit like the one Viz ran a few months back, now where's that fuggin scanner and can I be arsed to plug it in hmm.

[Torsten2001]

Fantastic!On the cheating missus route, I suspected my my missus was cheating with a work colleague who lived nearby and didn't drive. She'd tell me she was working late occaisionally then one morning I went out and pushed the passenger seat all the way to the front so's anyone got in would have to push it back. that night I asked her if she gave anyone a lift, she said no, next morning I checked, seat was back. I walked out the next day........my life collapsed!

[pandamonium]

Been there done that, got the divorce. 1 years anniversary of my divorce on Sunday!

[babydriver]

You Lucky b#tard, I asked my wife for a divorce, she just asked why she should do something to make me happy

[pompei]

I took my ex-wife to the pictures to see The Elephant Man, and the audience thought there was a personal appearance(copyright Les Dawson catalogue of wife/mother-in-law gags)