No shit, Sherlock...

[mattblack]

Bought a digital tyre pressure gauge for work today, among the instuctions was the following gem..."Do not use while the vehicle is moving"I fugging despair, I really do...

[FredTransit]

Maybe they meant to check on your 'girlfriend'

[Station]

[VWPowered]

[Futuramic]

It's rather similar to the fact that a pint of milk now states "Allergy Advice: Contains Milk" on its side.

[Guest]

I remember a badly translated Kanji warning on the roof of my friend's K10 which had a sunroof. I don't think it was a proper one - just some tilt and slide toss.Anyway, the warning read 'Do not remove or install whilst in motion'.Brilliant.

[Milford Cubicle]

Some Valmet tractors have an ace warning sticker on the roof panel, something along the lines of "You risk death if you drive across frozen lakes with the roof panel fitted", in Finnish and English.