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brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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I still don't know how to embed eBay photos into a link.

 

Right click pic > Copy image location

 

Click on green square  box just below right of the happy smiley face above the reply box.

 

Paste

 

Post...voila.

For Fiats Sake Rank: Citroen Ami

For Fiats Sake

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Bummers deffo look wrong without side trims.

 

I wanted a brown BL car with a beige interior, still would though (despite owning a maestro clubfoot in the '90's).

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I think words have actually failed me

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-ASTRA-MODIFIED-CUSTOM-SHOW-CAR-/231084789707?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35cdba0fcb

 

WTF goes through someone's mind when they ask for an Egyptian interpretation of an explosion in a Meccano factory sprayed down the side of a car with an ironing board nailed to the boot? 

You sixties 'flower power' lot can say what you like about whatever Mick Mills you were lobbing down your neck, but you'll never compete with a tenth of an ounce of whatever this fucker was smoking when he thought this was a good idea.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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You've got a tide mark sized tin of an underseal, a wooden deck chair, a shit car and the spare wheel from a Ford Transit. What would you do? If you were right, you'd have put the underseal in the car as an accelerant, put the tyre on to help the bastard burn and use the wood to make a motorised funeral pyre.

 

If you were wrong, you'd have knocked this POS up...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-GTB-Custom-Pick-up-/321239047168?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4acb56dc00

 

'1967 original bodywork'

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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That Thema has enginerapage written all over it ... If you didn't know, it's basically the same engine as the delta integrale

warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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I've never attempted to straighten a bent car before, would love to have a crack at this. Currently £295, i've even got an outer wing stashed somewhere for it.

Have you seen the inner wing? :shock:

warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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Yeah that would need chopped off and another one stitched in I guess

You'd need to Ring the Hindustan call centre (in Stoke On Trent) and have a section imported from India.

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I've never attempted to straighten a bent car before, would love to have a crack at this.

I straightened out a smashed in rear (snigger) by laying in the boot and pushing out with both feet.  For that Vauxhall I think you should go straight to the "rope around a tree and floor it in reverse" method.

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