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Jim Bell Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Jim Bell

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-9-GTL-very-Low-Mileage-full-MOT-/190898392780?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c726e4ecc

 

 

 

 

The car is not taxed ,and I wont tax it, the car is in Edinburgh Scotland, it will get you anywhere you want to go and if you win it there is no tax. Dont ask me to tax. I will not tax.

 

 

 

But is there tax? or will he tax?

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Title is a bit vague but look at this. It looks cool as fuck even when it's sitting broken in a poorly maintained industrial estate carpark. 

 

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may be rings needed .... but a very easy project if you know your cars

 

Yeah, new piston rings, very easy.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Junkman is the best at ebay.

 

Thank you so much, but I am forced to disagree. I would be nothing without the Ebayers.

 

 

Anyway, I have to introduce you to the latest in shiterism. At least I had to start the roffelcopter, but I admit that I'm easy to please.

 

Here we go:

 

 

NISSAN SERENA, DAY VAN, DIESEL, CONVERTED TO VEGTABLE OIL, CAMPER OR VAN. MOT

 

Ah, good!

 

But...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-SERENA-DAY-VAN-DIESEL-CONVERTED-TO-VEGTABLE-OIL-CAMPER-OR-VAN-MOT-/190891348360

$T2eC16JHJHMFH!!BZepOBSD6p!Qwkw~~60_12.J

 

$T2eC16RHJG8FGsMU7Hb+BSEm-p!FRg~~60_12.J

 

$%28KGrHqEOKpYFIKk3EEMFBSEm+j2vSg~~60_12

 

Which forces me to to crack a joke that unfortunately only works in German.

 

Idioten - idiots

Kaufen - buy

Einfach - just about

Alles - anything

 

 

 

SPLIT CHARGE SYSTEM WITH ADDITIONAL BATTERY

RUNS ON VEGETABLE OIL [...] OR DIESEL (HOME MADE TWIN TANK SYSTEM FOR VEG OIL

 

$%28KGrHqFHJ!8FH6zFQT5jBSEnHVgiDg~~60_12

 

 

QUESTIONS WELCOME

 

What's the condition of the carpet and may I leave the bulky refuse at your place?

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Title is a bit vague but look at this. It looks cool as fuck even when it's sitting broken in a poorly maintained industrial estate carpark. 

 

Yeah, new piston rings, very easy.

 

Believe it or not, rings would be really easy to change on it. Sunday afternoon's job.

However:

 

 

The car has a nitros kit

 

The rings, my friend, are your smallest problem, trust me on that.

 

What he means is NOS, or to be exact, N2O, aka "laughing gas".

This gas is GR12 for temporary power boosts in internal combustion engines, however, it has the property of an engine degreaser as a side effect. Hence it must only be used in conjunction with an engine oil that is especially formulated to emulge with Nitrogen, such as for example Kendall Nitro 70, a PHAKT, that is often overlooked by muppets. If NOS was used without an appropriate oil, the engine is fugged, it's as simple as that.

 

Not that bad a thing really, if you are serious. Weigh it in, replace it with a 427 Side-Oiler and piss on other simpletons using 351Ws with NOS.

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