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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Title is a bit vague but look at this. It looks cool as fuck even when it's sitting broken in a poorly maintained industrial estate carpark. 

 

Yeah, new piston rings, very easy.

 

Believe it or not, rings would be really easy to change on it. Sunday afternoon's job.

However:

 

 

The car has a nitros kit

 

The rings, my friend, are your smallest problem, trust me on that.

 

What he means is NOS, or to be exact, N2O, aka "laughing gas".

This gas is GR12 for temporary power boosts in internal combustion engines, however, it has the property of an engine degreaser as a side effect. Hence it must only be used in conjunction with an engine oil that is especially formulated to emulge with Nitrogen, such as for example Kendall Nitro 70, a PHAKT, that is often overlooked by muppets. If NOS was used without an appropriate oil, the engine is fugged, it's as simple as that.

 

Not that bad a thing really, if you are serious. Weigh it in, replace it with a 427 Side-Oiler and piss on other simpletons using 351Ws with NOS.

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That Clio mess from a couple of pages back is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BRILLIANT - £750 BIN!

 

I can't be bothered to have a quick trawl around to see what genuinely good cars you can get for that money.

 

My favourite picture:

 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Oh dear, it looks like it needs some hero welding right enough. Just the thought of it makes me feel sleepy.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Junkman, is this your full time job now?

Good effort. Do you do requests?

 

Nah, it's only because I have no life.

What requests?

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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That's my old estafette nice to see he got it back on the road. Shame he took the blue lights off though. Quite sensibly priced as well except the listing has ended already

 

Why do the right cars always come up for sale at the wrong time?

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Nah, it's only because I have no life.

What requests?

 

I'm looking for a vertical grilled mk1 range rover classic. Sub 3 grand, no ONE LIFE stickers. If you see one on your internet travels shove it up (on here) plz.

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