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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I've just sent that poem to my wife, it looks like I might be getting some tonight!

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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CHEVETTE-L-HATCHBACK-MINT-CONDITION-/290940709493?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43bd6aea75
 
See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9, Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time
 
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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-MG-METRO-58-000-miles-SORN-COMPLETE-REQUIRES-RECOMMISSIONING-/321156042445?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ac6644ecd
 
Yeah yeah like I said you are really fit, But my gosh don't you just know it.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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2005 Kiatoa Vagentos with a years test for £550. Goes well with XG30's

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2005-kia-majentis-auto-years-mot/1024023451#photo-content

 

This STD24 Mondeo looks good for £500 and you don't seem to see that many saloon Mondeo's

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bargainford-mondeo-st24-lovely-car-throughout-cracking-mot-test/1024000418#photo-content

 

This looks pretty cheap for a Disco 2 but it is a v8 with 150,000 miles and not mot. I guess this could cost between zero and £165,000 to get through it's MOT?

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/99-v-reg-p-p-land-rover-discovery-4l-v8-5-speed-manual-lpg-gas-conversion-1375/1024011569

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Why are those God awful looking Kia Vagmentalist things so appealing? Might have to get one of those at some point, they look totally shit but in a shite shit way.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I thoroughly recommend watching the video - when he shuts the door at about 1:13 it closes in such a solid way it actually makes the thing look pretty desirable. 

 

Unfortunately he does not get into the vehicle. I wanted to see how a human would negotiate the tiny door opening. 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I thought that was your 'thing'! I work on the Wirral so if you need an eye casting over it let me know.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Whenever a cheap FE comes up on the bay I start ‘beading’! I flipping love them.

 

However, the only way I could realistically take it on is if I weighed in the 760, which just seems all wrong.

wackywacerwill Rank: Citroen Ami

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For the benefit of those who couldn't be arsed to click the 626 link a few pages back, CHECK THE BLUENESS...

 

 

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brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Imagine going to work in that!! You'd be so depressed if you wern't  an Autoshiter.

 

Damn it's so blue!!!

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Imagine you were throwing £20 notes into a toilet, flushing it as fast as you could.  You're not getting rid of enough money so you start throwing £50s in and get a mate to help with the flushing.

 

If you're still not losing money fast enough, there's another option for you here

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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Do you like space inside your car?  A lot of space?

 

Step this way, sir.  We can do a deal on your next car!

 

Shame about the comedy-misaligned headlights.

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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Zodiac estate.  A car so big it doesn't even fit in the photo.

 

I nearly bought a hearse version when I was 18, 3 on the tree column change was a laugh.

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