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brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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It probably does. Not very well mind and more of a downward plummet.

Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NCF-DIAMOND-4X4-KIT-CAR-/350820912493

 

Get a load of this hopeless shitbox, 2.0 Pinto with carburettor and auto gearbox! To be fair it is at least 4wd unlike most of these things - despite which I'd still rather get a back, sack and crack wax performed by Cyril Smith's cadaver than be seen driving round in it.

Now you see, I REALLY like that and have been wondering if its possible for me to get o Bishop Aukland this week. It isnt, but I do really like this. Some tidying of the front end and it could be nice.

autofive Rank: Renault 16

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Now you see, I REALLY like that and have been wondering if its possible for me to get o Bishop Aukland this week. It isnt, but I do really like this. Some tidying of the front end and it could be nice.

 

 

look at his other auctions - loaded with pics, including engine and running gear photos - and yet this one only has exterior photos - I wonder what he's hiding?

Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

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look at his other auctions - loaded with pics, including engine and running gear photos - and yet this one only has exterior photos - I wonder what he's hiding?

Possibly the fact its been on a farm and used to lug sheep about - I expect the rear floor to be made of cheesium and sheep shit. But also expect its not a structural item either so that wouldnt bother me much.

I especially like the

 

Fress paint job
Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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OMFG - Look at what the Diamond seller has too - when I was like 14 I really wanted one of these as I thought that I would be down the beach at St. Annes beating the quim off with a shitty stick if I had one....

$T2eC16V,!wsE9suw)q!8BRvgCvJDe!~~60_58.J

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-FORD-ROTRAX-KIT-CAR-/350820913167?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item51ae8e500f

 

Fuck, yeah - I remember having the brochure from a kit car show I went to... Mind you any bird who spent more than 10 seconds in this one would "have a headache" and be a quim free zone thanks to the vomit inducing dash....

$T2eC16h,!zUE9s39!eniBRvgGPI73Q~~60_58.J

Wilko220 Rank: Renault 16

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Was it one of those that Anneka Rice used to blez about in on "Challenge Anneka"?

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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That's a new one on me. Although, did Fiat and Iveco Deisel not have some sort of Ducato thing that had an Alfa badging?

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Those
 

That's a new one on me. Although, did Fiat and Iveco Deisel not have some sort of Ducato thing that had an Alfa badging?

 
The IVECO vans wore Alfa badges so Alfa dealers in Italy could 'add them to their portfolio'. They were the first generation Lord Voldemort Daily and Fiat Ducatos.

The old Alfa vans are 100% Alfa Romeo and arguably the only vans ever with a twin-cam four driving the front wheels.
Or you could opt for a Perkins Diesel if you wanted some excitement added shiteness.
 
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If you want to add one to your shite fleet, look no further than Spain, where they were built under license as Ebro F-100

 

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and after a facelift as F-108.

 

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From 1987 Nissan took control of Motor Ibérica/FADISA and Ebro trucks were renamed Nissan Trade. They continued to be made until the beginning of this millenium.

 

Here is an ad clip for a F108 lusciously spiced with oodles of Iberian shite:

 

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