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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Money Vs taste

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-G-Class-G350-Bluetec-G-Wagon-WALD-Full-Custom-Wide-Body/232693254708?hash=item362d994a34:g:NF4AAOSwAC1aOBK6

 

£51,750! 

 

'absolutely stunning'

 

 

That's as 'absolutely stunning' as coming home to find a naked Jackie Stalone smeared in dog shit eating live maggots in your bed. 

The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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I get the same old dreams same time every night

Fall to the ground and I wake up

So I get out of bed, put on my shoes and twat my head

Thoughts fly back to the breakup

 

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These sofa walls are caving in

Look at the bucket you have to piss in

 

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Front panel's gone

I used Isopon

painted it red can't fake it

 

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Could I be wrong

But think he's got rigger boots on

Please take it to a yard and break it

oh oh, oh oh, oh oh

Since you put riggers on

 

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So in the night I stand beneath the back sidelight

I see that LDV you sent to me

I can take it this afternoon

the scrap yard man comes round at noon,

​you can't know what that means to me

 

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Your poison letter, your pound shop tools

Just goes to show you don't give a damn you fools

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vw-camper-van/263542880653?hash=item3d5c61398d:g:4UEAAOSwZM9apEk2

 

 

You owe me a keyboard m8.   :lol:  :lol:

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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You owe me a keyboard m8. :lol::lol:

And a cup of tea.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Ha! Aber Krupp Steel war nicht so gut  in den 70's!

 

BMW E9 mit frei rostig.

 

Es tut mir leid, ich praxis brauchen.

 

Ja, if you vant to continue liwing in sis cuntry, you better lurn mein language, ja?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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GR8 news love, I've sorted the holidays out for the next ten years!

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Thomas-Glen-1963-caravan-retro-classic-collectors-glamping-very-rare-and-lighwei/263544542908?hash=item3d5c7a96bc:g:cd0AAOSw93ZapZSi

 

'window has a crack'

 

That's handy, there's a few quid's worth on the kitchen side, too

 

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Edit:

 

You're the first bidder. Good luck.

The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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Ja, if you vant to continue liwing in sis cuntry, you better learn my language, ja?

 

 

 

Ich habe mein Deutsch aus Kriegs filmen gelernt.

 

"For you Tommy, ze vor iz ofer"

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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GR8 news love, I've sorted the holidays out for the next ten years!

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Thomas-Glen-1963-caravan-retro-classic-collectors-glamping-very-rare-and-lighwei/263544542908?hash=item3d5c7a96bc:g:cd0AAOSw93ZapZSi

 

'window has a crack'

 

That's handy, there's a few quid's worth on the kitchen side, too

 

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Edit:

 

You're the first bidder. Good luck.

 

 

It's a ringer Billy. Sez it's 1963 but it's an R reg. The lying bastard.

 

It'd burn well though. How do you make a caravan go 'WOOOF'? 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Previously used in the little known James Bond film 'The Man With The Golden Showers' the car was fitted with a special fuel tank that shot fire out of a tube. Unfortunately as we connected a battery up to see if it still started it lobbed a ball of flame out and set fire to my Dodge Commando.' 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/saab-95-classic-spares-or-repair/263544540956?hash=item3d5c7a8f1c:g:aMEAAOSwx7VapZlT

 

'Engine will not turn must be sized'

 

The whole thing looks unbelievably fucked.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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GR8 news love, I've sorted the holidays out for the next ten years!

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Thomas-Glen-1963-caravan-retro-classic-collectors-glamping-very-rare-and-lighwei/263544542908?hash=item3d5c7a96bc:g:cd0AAOSw93ZapZSi

 

'window has a crack'

 

That's handy, there's a few quid's worth on the kitchen side, too

 

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Edit:

 

You're the first bidder. Good luck.

 

Jayzerz, you've got a serious problem that you should really work out with yourself.

Even I would see a doctor after I bid on that.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Jeep-Kit-Car-Project-2-0-Pinto-engine-with-a-4-speed-in-it/323135039206?hash=item4b3c5966e6:g:oR4AAOSwjExapXSa

 

Check out the interior which must have been based on someone sitting inside a welding tent knocking up aluminium tubes for a factory roof

 

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dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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This is AMAZING!!! PEGASO J4 PEOPLE!!!!!!

 

And it's within reasonable distance of me. In fact, I did have a brief chat with the bloke, but he was utterly unable to tell me anything useful about the van, or what he'd actually take for it. 

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