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SierraMikeHotel Rank: Renault 16

SierraMikeHotel

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I sent the link to my mate who lives near this appalling crock of shit.  Seller's pants are on fire.

 

It's been there, where the above photos were taken, for nearly two years and has only moved because the council have threatened to remove it unless he gets it taxed and tested.  That's why it's got a new MoT on it.

 

"It turns heads everywhere it goes."

 

Interesting that, as it doesn't go anywhere.  Bonus comedy advisory on the MoT:

 

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"Car converted to pickup truck" - tester obviously couldn't quite believe what he was seeing!

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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Jeezerz holy fucking Chroist, look at this abomination!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-Mk2-convertible-limited-edition-an-italian-handcrafted-jewel/273097919103

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Well, it has one redeeming feature:

 

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Shit. Didn't that monobrowed talent vacuum Noel Gallagher have one of those built? 

 

This is quite shocking. As bad as that abortion CMC built for Ian 'I'm a stylist, honest' Callum? It's close. 

 

Mark 2 Jags should not be rusty, but they should be grimy up the flanks in road dirt and possess both steel wheels and a roof.

 

 

"Starting price of 95.000 gbp is for the 2.4 engine version with retractable manual soft top version and manual  GBP 155.000 for the 4,2 version and it includes the donour car as well."

 

 

So it's actually a 240 then?

 

 

Fuck off. 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Shit. Didn't that monobrowed talent vacuum Noel Gallagher have one of those built? 

 

This is quite shocking. As bad as that abortion CMC built for Ian 'I'm a stylist, honest' Callum? It's close. 

 

Mark 2 Jags should not be rusty, but they should be grimy up the flanks in road dirt and possess both steel wheels and a roof.

 

 

"Starting price of 95.000 gbp is for the 2.4 engine version with retractable manual soft top version and manual  GBP 155.000 for the 4,2 version and it includes the donour car as well."

 

 

So it's actually a 240 then?

 

 

Fuck off. 

 

 

It WAS a 240. Now it's nothing at all. It's scrap.

And they have every intention to serial destroy other classics.

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1963-BUICK-RIVIERA-2-DOOR-HARDTOP-401-V8-AUTO-PS-PB-LHD-cadillac-lincoln/282863920273?hash=item41dc00e491:g:6x4AAOSwQYValR9a

 

As driven by Bob Monkhouse and Dusty Springfield. These Cats had style.

 

Or you could have a 2 door Escort 1100 hand buffed with Roger Clark's underpants for the same money. Or some ghastly 1990's Mini. Or a ghastly VW Camper.

 

Tough one.

 

 

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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It WAS a 240. Now it's nothing at all. It's scrap.

And they have every intention to serial destroy other classics.

 

 

There is an art to old Jags and how they should be presented. It doesn't involve Meguires polish or Quentin Bloody Willlson.

 

Example:

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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-omega-2-0l-estate-automatic/263534434077?hash=item3d5be0571d:g:l4cAAOSwZrJak~3Y

 

2.0 auto Omega, seems to be a CDX. That's the best picture - there are 2 close up pictures of the car on an LCD screen, a picture of the leather document wallet and two uncensored photos of the V5 with owner's full details. 3 owners, but the current one seems to have only had it since Jan.

 

£750 BIN and low miles, seems 

eifion Rank: Austin Maxi

eifion

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Looking at the list of work he's had done on that C6 makes me glad I never succumbed to my foolish desire to own one. These two made me laugh but paying for some of the others would have had me weeping.

 

Ash tray £34.18

Diagnose offside front seat fault £84.00

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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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That c6 is a money pit. I think they all are in honesty. It also seems to have been misfuled from one AA bill. Run away!

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Or just buy a proper Mustang and out-cool everyone!

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