eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Go on, woollard it proper!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-R-BMW-735i-V8-4-DOOR-AUTOMATIC/131929789069

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OLDSMOBILE-CUTLASS-COUPE-1989-AMERICAN-LHD-78K-V6-AUTO-CLASSIC-/162353425627

 

 

 

I like this look

 

Don't we all?

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-1992-Peugeot-405-SRI-1-9-Very-Rare-Only-14-Left-/112269276903

 

 

Only 14 Left

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Ford-Escort-1-6-Ghia-For-Restoration-/272522858243

 

 

For Restoration

 

Nonsense.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-VW-Polo-C-Breadvan-Herts-UK-/262809120040

 

 

no modifications

 

Yet...

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-MK2-L-H-B-GREEN-CLASSIC-CAR-NO-RESERVE-/152396214938

 

 

1.6 diesel 4 speed manual

 

Grim.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-bronco-Eddie-Bauer-Edition-1988-/192079886476

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HSE-MICRO-CAR-VIRGO-PRESTIGE-2002-38000-MILES-SPARES-REPAIR-/201788111865?hash=item2efb823bf9:g:c~8AAOSwo4pYgPFw

[Cavcraft]

This looks a bit of alright

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-406-hdi-rapier-/252731587279?hash=item3ad7f9facf:g:HBAAAOSwopRYgOqA

[Bianconeri]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-UNIQUE-Mitsubishi-FTO-Automatic-Modified-Show-Room-Car-FULL-MOT-V-CHEAP-/112274308642

I like to make it look like they could have come out of the factory.....

 

That'll be the looking like it was painted by a class of five year olds factory then?

[Supernaut]

This looks a bit of alright

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-406-hdi-rapier-/252731587279?hash=item3ad7f9facf:g:HBAAAOSwopRYgOqA

WTF is wrong with the rear suspension?

 

I also did a LOL at the cambelt history. Replaced at 88k, but the car is now on 156k... why even mention that?

[Cavcraft]

 

 

'Bukaki in progress'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-Xrad-205-diesel-van-/192082551084?hash=item2cb903212c:g:WZcAAOSw4DJYgPSU

[Cavcraft]

And now a 'good luck with that one' special

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-MERCEDES-190E-AUTO-FULL-SERVICE-HISTORY-PX-CONSIDERED-/201788082786?hash=item2efb81ca62:g:pUsAAOSwpLNYAOxo

 

 

£3,500. THREEE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS.

 

[cros]

 

I'd have said homemade, asking price (35g) says not.

 

http://www.kucarfa.nl

 

 

[DVee8]

Fast and Furious Tamworthnights

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-52k-ford-escort-mk5-highly-modified-one-off-show-car-1600cc-with-extra-s/322394193326?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40794%26meid%3D098efe5dff1d43ce81b38e19d32726d4%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D222382261879

 

 

 

 

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Metro-Mark-1-Collectors-editions-very-rare-for-restoration-/112275136620?hash=item1a241ea06c:g:ExgAAOSwa~BYPtcj

 

 

Of the several thousand words used in the listing, about .000001% of them relate to this actual car.

[cros]

 

From the same outfit as the Borg. Hard to put a figure on such a thing so they didn't

[JeeExEll]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Metro-Mark-1-Collectors-editions-very-rare-for-restoration-/112275136620?hash=item1a241ea06c:g:ExgAAOSwa~BYPtcj

 

 

Of the several thousand words used in the listing, about .000001% of them relate to this actual car.

Why the history lesson in an ad??

[richardthestag]

like a warm cup of cocoa in front of a roaring fire, with your faithful retriever breaking wind whilst laying at your feet

 

rover metro S....... 26,400 miles, classic 1991 model

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-metro-S-26-400-miles-classic-1991-model-/262811939016?hash=item3d30cff0c8:g:wjQAAOSwNnRYfj~W

 

 

Just flippin look at it!!

 

[Junkman]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Metro-Mark-1-Collectors-editions-very-rare-for-restoration-/112275136620?hash=item1a241ea06c:g:ExgAAOSwa~BYPtcj

 

 

Of the several thousand words used in the listing, about .000001% of them relate to this actual car.

 

 

Yeah, pretty much the only thing pertaining the car in the listing is this:

 

 

Would make a great donor vehicle for a 6R4 project as its in good original condition .

 

Which means it's fucked.

[richardthestag]

abandoned barn - restoration find

 

ROVER 2000 P6 now gone RESTORATION PROJECT BARN FIND

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-ROVER-2000-P6-now-gone-RESTORATION-PROJECT-BARN-FIND/282327906072?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40800%26meid%3D3de5f915d9f746a58d51d0768372a8f4%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D262811939016

 

Not the very subtle change in the title. why do folk do this? why not just end the fucking auction you asshat?

 

Hope he gets his ass negged outatown by the winning bidder

 

[richardthestag]

Yeah, pretty much the only thing pertaining the car in the listing is this:

 

 

Which means it's fucked.

 

I liked this bit

 

Keys have been lost.

 

 

Doesnt a wet lolly stick normally do the trick?

[scdan4]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-1977-Willam-Lambretta-Casalini-Sulky-Microcar-Bubble-Car-Scooter-/162364260131

 

[richardthestag]

Yo dogs! wasup? sick init

 

Rover Streetwise

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Streetwise/322390712334?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40800%26meid%3D3de5f915d9f746a58d51d0768372a8f4%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D262811939016

 

£350BiN

 

Silly miles, no nasties in MOT history

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Streetwise/322390712334

 

 

Honestly its a good little car

[Junkman]

PMSL!

[richardthestag]

these have always been fairly high on my want list especially pre HE early black bumper cars

 

This one is salty with a lot of known faults and being sold by what would appear to be a bellend

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-Jaguar-XJS-v12-Factory-manual-pre-he-/332083804417?hash=item4d51bcb901:g:KKcAAOSwa~BYb-EJ

 

 

 

 

[richardthestag]

1974 Damask red Morris marina 1800 estate

 

Spares repairs project restoration - Sez who?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-Damask-red-Morris-marina-1800-estate-Spares-repairs-project-restoration-/332093066456?hash=item4d524a0cd8:g:oHIAAOSwux5YSZpf

 

6 Toes who used to live next to Grandfathathestag had one exactly like this back in the mid 80s, The throttle cable broke so he rigged up some string for a hand throttle. stayed like that for months.

 

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Double-Decker-Bus-for-rennovation-non-running-/282329235244?hash=item41bc223f2c:g:1n0AAOSw9GhYbPER

 

 

'partially renovated'

 

 

 

 

 

...by a series of highly trained tramps?

[richardthestag]

This is either a masterclass in wob or the sella has achieved the impossible. Must be the only rust free Speke built 7 in the country. appears to be one of the very first 5 months of production.

 

1976 TRIUMPH TR7 v8 conversion and restoration (95% completed)

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-TRIUMPH-TR7-v8-conversion-and-restoration-95-completed-/252717134330?hash=item3ad71d71fa:g:mHMAAOSw241Yc96~

 

No mention of an MoT

 

Bet it is lively on those skinny steelies