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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-METRO-CITY-RED-2700-MILES-/122209135247?hash=item1c743b6a8f:g:uUIAAOSwHMJYGbGp

 

i saw this car at the NEC classic car show last year, and assuming that the car is the same now as it was then, ie- absolutly mint and a new car in all but name, then this could be a bit of a barg for someone.

 

saying that, if yoy were to use it, then it wouldn't be as nice and minty fresh as it is.

 

if i was to buy it, i wouldn't be able to bring myself to drive it. it is as close to a brand new austin metro that you will ever be able to buy.

 

which is sad cos it is a beautiful little thing., but i like Austin's.

 

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{ring ring}

 

Good afternoon, Stu.....

 

'Anything?'

 

 

Yep, anything

 

'G-R-8! Can I have Scary Spice with a dildo stuck to her chin, please?' Oh, put a bit of toothpaste round her eyes too, please, just to jazz things up a bit'

 

No problem, ace, it'll be ready next Friday

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/custom-chopper-suzuki-motocycle-/162265239589?hash=item25c7c31025:g:QGwAAOSw5cNYGKR5

 

 

*Warning, the rest of the bike is actually just as gopping as the first picture suggests.

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Hmm, I've got one of these

 

 

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..and I want one of these

 

 

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I know! I'll weld another 23 foot to the front of the car, WCPGW?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-kitten-mini-auto-project-spare-or-repairs-/252617726611?hash=item3ad1309a93:g:HwIAAOSwWZ9XoNbH

 

 

'need picking cant drive it away'

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Here's another 5-door P10 Primera in "sporty" SRi flavour.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-NISSAN-PRIMERA-1-6-SRI-ONE-LADY-OWNER-FROM-NEW-85000-MILES-/371775359266

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I had a peek at the test history expecting numerous advisories and failures for corrosion. There was one failure Dec 2013 but other than that it's only ever had advisories for very minor items.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/campervan-/112191655111?hash=item1a1f24ccc7:g:FmkAAOSwImRYF8Vg

 

 

'New stainless steel exhaust recently fitted

Gas grill, sink, running water, hob and fridge
Electric Hook Up (240v/12v)
Awning included
Cheap Cherished Insurance
Headlamps recently re-silvered
Dog farting down giant megaphone'
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Here's another 5-door P10 Primera in "sporty" SRi flavour.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-NISSAN-PRIMERA-1-6-SRI-ONE-LADY-OWNER-FROM-NEW-85000-MILES-/371775359266

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I had a peek at the test history expecting numerous advisories and failures for corrosion. There was one failure Dec 2013 but other than that it's only ever had advisories for very minor items.

 

GA16DE baby!

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1-6-AUTOMATIC-Small-Family-Car-Rover-416SLi-72K-miles-New-MOT-HONDA-Engine-box-/252612816071

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-I seem to have a thing for 4-door 400s/45s. I prefer the earlier/400 front, though I read the later cars had some improvements in steering/suspension. The very last models look like cheap Korean saloons to me. Wonder if I could de-facelift a later model? like I could actually be arsed to make it happen!

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With no foundation whatsoever for my allegation, I reckon that dog looks like it's been trained to offer you a Werthers Original then try and bum your leg.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-SINGLE-SEATER-/192016853908?hash=item2cb518ab94:g:93QAAOSwcLxYGhHu

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