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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Cars in their natural habitat, contd....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/222286142243

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A tad higher mileage, but a lot of expensive work has been carried out recently.

 

 

Does NOT include private plate as shown in photos

 

That's a shame, because I bet it says "Junkman" to some plate nut busters.

  • EssDeeWon and richardthestag
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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APE ESCAPES FROM SUDBURY ZOO

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Piaggio-Ape-50-2001-Van-Drive-On-A-CBT-Microcar-MOTED-AUGUST-2017-/252594201365?hash=item3acfc9a315:g:a0AAAOSwCGVYB-ND

 

'Just been to the doctor's to have a chat about my premature ejaculation problem. He asked what my missus thought and I said she took it on the chin at first, but now it's getting on her tits'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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MAN BUYS GRAPES FROM GEOFF CAPES' PLATE RAPED PIAGGIO APE WITH SIDE DRAPE FITTED SHOCKER

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Piaggio-Ape-Cargo-D-/122183552233?hash=item1c72b50ce9:g:3RwAAOSwLF1X2ZJu

 

'This is one animal that WON'T be escaping anytime soon, due to it's unique one off colour scheme to blend in with next door's council house pebble dashed walls'

 

 

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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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And look at the interior:

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Do these ever come with fabric seats, suede, Alcantara or anything that doesn't look like asylum-mattress vinyl?

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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AFAIK the better* equipped ones only came in seating for servants flavour.

The lesser* models were available in teddy bear, so guess what I am looking for right now.

Front seats being manually adjustable would deffo be an advantage, too, at least IMO.

  • richardthestag and Asimo
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oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

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Lol....I like the comedy back box, he seriously drove it for an MOT like that????

That is a piece of shit indeed, even the wood (effect) panel on the passenger side airbag seems to be a different shade?

 

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It has the wood* handbrake there worth a bit.

Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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CITREON c15 aroma home

 Were these built on Visa pickups? Could they be converted back to trucks I wonder?

 

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This one has a petrol engine  :-D which, together with three stud wheels, is probably the best bit because the word corroded appears 8 times in the fail list and 16 times in the advisory list.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/campervans-motorhomes/citroen-c15-classic-camper-winter-project/1194437952

 

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£245 / low miles van. Needs master cylinder fitting. Is this an XUD?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/citroen-c15-2001-71k-low-mileage/1189572947

 

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£150 / no hope-er. Red though.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/-citroen-c15-van-1.9-diesel-for-sale-/1194100827

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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US spec manual - not common spec I would have thought.   Oddly appealing!

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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I was, I admit, going to take the piss out of this.....But - it looks pretty well thought out really and probably does exactly what it was built for.   Not sure he'll get the dollar for it, though.  

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-compact-off-road-capable-expedition-adventure-camper-caravan-/172376169278?hash=item28226b9b3e:g:1wIAAOSwCGVYAnL~

 

 

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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Fuck!

 

Back in 2010 a mate of mine bought a scabby (but running and MOT'd) one of them in the same colour and spec for £500!

 

A few months later it needed £400 of work for its MOT so the pillock fragged it. He still laments it to this day. Tempted to send him the link to that one, but I might just get abuse.

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