eBay tat volume 3.

[0ldCh0d]

Mega LOLZ...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Moped-for-restoration-/152282809898?hash=item2374c3462a:i:152282809898

 

 

 

Motobecane moped for restoration reg JKE 213 Y

 

 

 

 

Where is it then?

[0ldCh0d]

Is this cheap??

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-AUSTIN-MORRIS-MINI-CLUBMAN-Estate-for-easy-restoration-can-deliver-/131962203640?hash=item1eb98f6df8:g:2TQAAOSwxg5Xzs77

 

[Rocket88]

Rover 2600....Sadly steering wheel on wrong side

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-ROVER-SD1-2600-RESTORED-AUTO-LHD-/222132430764?hash=item33b81fe7ac:g:sK8AAOSwkEVXGk0Q

 

He's obviously imported a skip load of gravel from the Doctor...................

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WHEEL-HORSE-GARDEN-TRACTOR-C-81-EIGHT-SPEED-RESTORATION-WORKING-ORDER-/232089020450?hash=item3609956822:g:gOwAAOSwvzRX0q0Y

 

 

 

Former Glory...

 

 

Behold... Now.....It's FUCKED!..lol

 

 

[Hertz]

Bargain alert. I love the colour, and a sunroof too. Would!

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C789731

[Asimo]

 

 GROOMING VAN

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/351878038756

[0ldCh0d]

x3 Land Rover Defenders for sale as one Defender i think?....Ring Ring...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/3-landrover-defenders-project-or-spares-/131965205653?hash=item1eb9bd3c95:g:1EAAAOSwCGVX-qlS

 

 

 

 I don't know to much about these to be honest they were gifted to me by an old guy who rented the unit 

 

[0ldCh0d]

Will this not just sink???

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/9-4M-X-2-9M-ALUMINIUM-WORKBOAT-UNFINISHED-BRAND-NEW-PROJECT-BARGAIN-/162237469524?hash=item25c61b5354:g:ztIAAOSwYIxX~zNm

 

[anonymous user]

Archimedes says if you launched it properly probably not, although if you put it in the water on its side as shown, then yes

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHEAP-1988-VAUXHALL-MK2-CONVERTIBLE-CABRIOLET-CAVALIER-PROJECT-/182315007119?hash=item2a72d23c8f:g:QhUAAOSwPCVYAkKe

 

[0ldCh0d]

Just needs finishing.....preferably with a gallon of petrol & a box of matches...  Although..the number plate might be worth saving

if you are a VW licker...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Convoy-Motorhome-Project-/142142835638?hash=item21185f8bb6:g:Wt0AAOSwPCVX-YXW

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-121-1-3-GLX-for-restoration-or-spares-or-repair-/232116949305

 

 

 

part of my collection of 121's

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedsford-CF-Camper-Van-PROJECT-/172376979704?hash=item282277f8f8:g:NQsAAOSwYIxYA5-b

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-CITROEN-CX-25-GTI-AUTO-BLUE-CLASSIC-/252590029472

 

 

1 manor estate owned from new

[0ldCh0d]

No Shit Sherlock.....

 

 

 

DIRECT FROM FIRE SERVICE

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MAN-18-280-4X4-CREW-CAB-TRUCK-IDEAL-MOTORHOME-EXPEDITION-VEHICLE-PROJECT-/122146048187?hash=item1c7078c8bb:g:eCMAAOSw-YBXGixw

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-/222284595593

 

 

A prime example

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I'm always astonished by how may of these hopeless shitters are on eBay.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-CABRIOLET-1-8-SRI-FOR-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-44K-NO-RESERVE-L-K-/142151990195

 

 

FOR SPARES OR REPAIR

 

Surprise!

 

 

THESE ARE EXTREMELY RARE NOW, AND ARE NOT SEEN AT ALL, IF EVER !

 

I think you'll find.....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-1-8-CABRIO-AUTOMATIC-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-/112168899675

 

 

was brought as a project but done nothing with it just sat in my unit gathering dust...

 

I've never driven one of these but I imagine they are pretty floppy and bendy. Lowering springs are gonna work wonders for their 'handling'

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-cavalier-cabrio-/262675692893

 

Jesus, heres a road legal one!!!!

 

 

The car has just run out of MOT but will pass no problem . Thanks

 

Well, almost

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHEAP-1988-VAUXHALL-MK2-CONVERTIBLE-CABRIOLET-CAVALIER-PROJECT-/182315007119

 

 

good winter project

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-MK2-1-8i-CONVERTIBLE-JUST-33-800-MILES-PX-YZF-CBR-GSXR-ZXR-/272407475386

 

This one looks a minter

 

 

Classified Ad price:

£5,995.00

 

F**k off!!!!!!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-1-8-CABRIOLET-CONVERTIBLE-ONLY-7-000-MILES-FROM-NEW-/291904806029

 

7000 miles - 7000 pounds!!! SEVEN THOUSAND POUNDS!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-Convertible-Cabriolet-1-8i-1987-E635GNV-/122154980556

 

 

I know of no reason why it would not pass its MoT test

 

Thats more like it

 

 

I reckon most of the remainaing examples of these make an appearance on eBay at least once a year.

[0ldCh0d]

Fuckwit of the year award goes to this seller who states...

 

 

 

 I won't accept any offers through eBay

 

Then goes on to list it for £600 classified ad or BEST OFFER....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-Vauxhall-Astra-1-8-Petrol-Automatic-Spares-Or-Repair-Project-Cheap-Bargain-/272387942213?hash=item3f6b962745:g:CHQAAOSwpLNX~qZO

 

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-vw-lt35-motorhome-camper-can-project-11-month-mot-runs-drives-5-birth-/122172817640?hash=item1c721140e8:g:QNgAAOSwLnBX-SlH

 

 

 

5 birth

 

[mercrocker]

Although..the number plate might be worth saving

if you are a VW licker...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Convoy-Motorhome-Project-/142142835638?hash=item21185f8bb6:g:Wt0AAOSwPCVX-YXW

 

 

 No, I would keep it on there just to annoy the twats.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Stilo-Fast-and-Reliable-Needs-a-little-attention-but-SEXY-car-/131963709352

 

 

SEXY car !

 

Its a fucking Fiat Stilo you moron

 

 

Dont want cash ! paypay on buying please.

 

Can anyone think of a reason why this seller would not want cash? Other than having no fucking idea about anything obviously.

 

 

No rust as its a fibre glass body and alloy chassis

 

The mind boggles

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-FORD-CAPRI-LS-mk3-2-0-project-all-parts-are-present-to-finish-/201676327810?hash=item2ef4d88b82:g:Re0AAOSwdIFXydsz

 

 

 

THE CAR IS A PROJECT ALL THE HARD WORK IS DONE JUST NEEDS LITTLE WELDING AROUND HEAD LIGHTS AND O/s DOOR TOP AREAS SEE PICS ALL FLOOR WELDING HAS BEEN DONE

 

 

 

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Rover tourer with a few spazzy mods including whatI believe was known as a 'Laguna Splitter' back in the day

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-416-Tourer-77k-RARE-/262675502035

[0ldCh0d]

It's basically fucked...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Focus-ST170-2004-Easy-project-or-spares-BACK-ON-DUE-TO-COMPLETE-TIME-WASTER-/222283607974?hash=item33c122afa6:g:lRAAAOSw8w1X8SE7

 

[0ldCh0d]

 

 

Golf mk2 ex show car

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk2-golf-gti-project-/252588289407?hash=item3acf6f6d7f:g:818AAOSwCGVYA4Y7

 

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-ford-sierra-1-6-L-3-door-hatchback-1-owner-spear-or-repairs-project-barnfin-/162235594266?hash=item25c5feb61a:g:Hq0AAOSwPCVX~Rg5

 

[New POD]

Bargain you say eh?.......lol

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-FULLY-RESTORED-RANGE-ROVER-OVERFINCH-570i-Chevrolet-Powered-/262486293114?hash=item3d1d66fa7a:g:VVQAAOSwOVpXYn4A

 

 

 

 

The trimmer wants to go back to school.

[0ldCh0d]

I am lost for words here....

 

 

The chassis is from a 1.6 petrol S Reg 

Installed 1.9L 130bhp diesel engine, 6 speed gearbox.

 

&

 

 

 

The engine, gearbox and all other parts are from an 02 Reg donor apart from a few panels

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-MK4-Golf-1-9l-TDI-UNFINISHED-PROJECT-READ-DESCRIPTION-/162236328514?hash=item25c609ea42:g:KvMAAOSw-CpX~fLn

 

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-FORD-CAPRI-L-BLUE-UNFINISHED-PROJECT-/152284127853?hash=item2374d7626d:g:QioAAOSwmLlYBKio

 

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGAUR-XJ6-SERIES-3-4-2-AUTO-RUNNING-DRIVING-CAR-WITH-V5C-PARTS-PROJECT-BANGER-/282219898827?hash=item41b59de7cb:g:L6kAAOSwZJBYAO81