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RobT Rank: Lancia Gamma

RobT

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Twingo

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-twingo-1.2-lhd-left-hand-drive-uk-reg-1995-m-reg-ideal-export-sunday-bargain-/1184040088

 

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* Needs Minor TLC *

 

No shit...

 

  • Test date3 November 2015
  • Test ResultFail
  • Odometer reading147,988 kms
  • MOT test number9673 5411 6927
  • Reason(s) for failure
    Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
    nearside Front position lamp(s) not working (1.1.A.3b)
    Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)
    Rear fog lamp not working (1.3.2b)
    offside inner Front constant velocity joint gaiter damaged to the extent that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt etc (2.5.C.1a)
    offside front Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
    nearside rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded outer sill (2.4.A.3)
    nearside rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded inner sill (2.4.A.3)
    offside rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded outer sill (2.4.A.3)
    offside rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded inner sill (2.4.A.3)
    offside front Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded floor (2.4.A.3)
    nearside front Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded floor (2.4.A.3)
    nearside front Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded inner wheel arch (2.4.A.3)
    Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)
    Exhaust emissions hydrocarbon content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)
    Exhaust emissions Lambda reading after 2nd fast idle outside specified limits (7.3.D.3)
    rear brake application uneven (3.7.B.2)
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    nearside front Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
    nearside front Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c)
    offside front Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c)
    nearside rear tyre wearing on outer edge
    underside very rusty , weak and in poor condition in places

 

 

Edit: Doh, just seen Junkman beat me to it!

  • Junkman, CGSB and nacho man
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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Twingo

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-twingo-1.2-lhd-left-hand-drive-uk-reg-1995-m-reg-ideal-export-sunday-bargain-/1184040088

 

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* Needs Minor TLC *[/size]

 

No shit...

  • Test date3 November 2015
  • Test ResultFail
  • Odometer reading147,988 kms
  • MOT test number9673 5411 6927
  • Reason(s) for failure

     

    Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)

    nearside Front position lamp(s) not working (1.1.A.3b)

    Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)

    Rear fog lamp not working (1.3.2b)

    offside inner Front constant velocity joint gaiter damaged to the extent that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt etc (2.5.C.1a)

    offside front Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)

    nearside rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded outer sill (2.4.A.3)

    nearside rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded inner sill (2.4.A.3)

    offside rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded outer sill (2.4.A.3)

    offside rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded inner sill (2.4.A.3)

    offside front Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded floor (2.4.A.3)

    nearside front Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded floor (2.4.A.3)

    nearside front Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded inner wheel arch (2.4.A.3)

    Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)

    Exhaust emissions hydrocarbon content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)

    Exhaust emissions Lambda reading after 2nd fast idle outside specified limits (7.3.D.3)

    rear brake application uneven (3.7.B.2)

     

  • Advisory notice item(s)

     

    nearside front Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)

    nearside front Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c)

    offside front Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c)

    nearside rear tyre wearing on outer edge

    underside very rusty , weak and in poor condition in places

     

Edit: Doh, just seen Junkman beat me to it!

 

Yeah but Junkman didn't say his trademark phrase, so should I...?

 

 

 

 

 

It's fucked.

  • RobT, Disco Fever and Junkman
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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Hello, I'm a 1 giffer owner low mileage Lancer inherited by a feckless great-nephew/niece who is hopeless at photography.  My MOT ran out in May 2015 and my battery's gone flat.  Please save me, they're talking about scrapping me.  

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-Lancer-GLX-1989-Project-Spares-Repair-Breaking-/272347714680

 

99p start.  MOT history is as clean as a whistle, do hope this little honey gets saved.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Me and my friend purchased this vehicle couple of years back to create an American Muscle Car look alike. We bought this Mazda RX-8 and ended up spending most of our budget on mechanical improvement.

 

 

 

All visual modification of this car is done according to DVLA and Insurance guideline. So I didn’t have to notify DVLA or Insurance company. All modification falls into non-performance and temporary (removable) modification category, so I didn’t have legal requirement to report this. So insurance cost is no more than standard a RX-8 would cost.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/182250771607?clk_rvr_id=1080899070878&afsrc=1&rmvSB=true

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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s-l1600.jpg

 

The Porta Potty is fixed beneath one of the seats, just lift the seat cushion and off you go!

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

So... what's the protocol here, in your two berth camper with combination living room/kitchen/bedroom/toilet? "Excuse me, Martha, could you stand outside in the rain for ten minutes while I lift up the sofa cushion and shit under it?" or does the other person just sit there and keep reading Caravanning World while you lift up one of the sofa cushions and start relieving yourself 30cm away from the potatoes boiling on the Baby Belling?

 

Maybe if they complain about the noise of your stream reverberating on the plastic bowl you could make a joke about buying a cassette toilet with Dolby Piss Reduction. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Much-loved-Citroen-C15-Romahome-Hytop-1989-New-MoT-Ready-to-explore-again-/122065607774

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