eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-A55-Cambridge-1961-Classic-Runs-well-No-MOT-Great-project-/231324835020

 

 

No MOT

 

 

Reg. Date: 19/06/1961

 

Open mouth, insert foot.

[Junkman]

For those with a fly tipping fetish.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-FORD-TRANSIT-120-YELLOW-DROP-SIDE-PICKUP-COLLECTORS-/281430885107

[phil_lihp]

What's going on with that Space Hopper? It's a Toyota for a start, not Mitsubishi, plus I'm pretty sure there's a fair few still bouncing around so goodness knows where he got the information for that advert.

[skattrd]

$_57 (28).JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-B-MITSUBISHI-SPACEWAGEN-8-SEAT-MPV-1-OWNER-44-000-MILES-/221541032821?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3394dfe375

 

That says it's a Mitsubishi SpaceWagen, but the pics are a Toyota Space Cruiser ....  anyway, look at the velour

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Toyota-Celica-convertible-restoration-project-For-Sale-/171446850023

 

 

For Sale

 

Is that so?

[Junkman]

...goodness knows where he got the information for that advert.

 

Pub.

[Junkman]

Holy shit, look at this pile of shite!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Cars-/121428461248

 

 

HI ALL YOU ZZ TOP / ROCKABILLY FANS, HERE'S ONE EXCLUSIVELY FOR YOU

 

My arse hurts. This may probably attract the last remaining James Last fans, on a good day.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/702089295.htm?ca=7_s

 

This steel-wheeled Beta Spyder looks the tits for 650 quid.

 

 

The buye will have to bring a trailer, and also somethign to lift it with as there is a fence and a garden wall to clear to get it out of the yard.

 

Brilliant, good luck with that

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daimler-Sovereign-4-2-XJ6-Series3-only-65000-Miles-Full-History-used-dailey-/380990819401

 

 

used dailey

 

Hello Arthur!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/702274467.htm?ca=7_s

 

HOLY SHIT!!! Look how ace that is for 750 quid.

[Novanick1]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-Avenger-2-Door-/171447141586?hash=item27eb0bc4d2

[mouseflakes]

Still GR12 for Partridge to draw a cock on with his finger.

Let's hope he doesn't choose to draw a finger on it.

[Junkman]

Brown.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORTINA-MK-V-ESTATE-/221540538201

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJS-V12-PRE-HE-AUTO-RESTORATION-PROJECT-BARN-FIND-1979-/271596412824

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-200-D-DIESEL-/301302702233

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-cortina-mk-5-1980-project-restoration-/251635644106

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-HYUNDAI-SONATA-GSI-AUTO-GREEN-/251635599837

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-Crusader-1-3L-Y-Reg-1982-/321510105362

 

 

1.3L

 

Win!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHRYSLER-VALIANT-VIP-318-V8-DODGE-PLYMOUTH-NO-RESERVE-AUCTION-MUST-GO-/171444783367

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTRALIAN-STYLE-OILED-OUTBACK-LEATHER-HAT-UNISEX-WATER-RESISTANT-TAYBERRY-/261490095761

[Junkman]

Make your collection threats a pip.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citron-h-van-long-wheel-base-recovery-truck-ideal-catering-chassis-cab-/271595483951

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-RENAULT-19-TS-GREY-CLASSIC-CAR-BARN-FIND-COLLECTORS-CAR-1-years-mot-/161411624686

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-MK-X-3-8-LTR-AUSTRALIAN-IMPORT-1963-MINIMAL-RUST-/291234324668

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P6-1965-2000-with-2200-running-gear-/151400008636

[Junkman]

This is not what you think it is.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-124-SPECIAL-SHOW-CR-ONLY-44-000-KM-NO-RESERVE-/380988951989

[Junkman]

This is seriously cheap, even for a fake.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-Pontiac-GTO-Judge-Musclecar-Hotrod-/111451163617

 

Only 1,304 real 1970 Judges were made, and only one of them in Atoll Blue.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P6-3500-/301300496756

 

 

with sporty handling

 

How on earth did you achieve that?

[mouseflakes]

Not so sure about the Vaseline-on-the-lens photography technique, but this looks lovely...
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-740-GLE-VERY-CLEAN-CLASSIC-ESTATE-/251631415352
 

 
 
Seller seems to know her target audience...
 

Q:  Hi there. I'm keen to make sure this doesn't end up being banger raced! Just a couple of questions - does the petrol gauge still work? Is the headlining in good condition? Also, do you think it'll be able to drive the 50 miles back to mine ok? Cheers, Leigh 31-Aug-14

A:  Drive no problem. Always been well maintained and would drive confidently to Scotland. Yes petrol gauge works and had new fuel pump recently.

[mouseflakes]

No test on this, but on 57,000 miles how bad can it be? Looks great!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-740-GLE-/231322230115

 

[richardmorris]

Not so sure about the Vaseline-on-the-lens photography technique, but this looks lovely...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-740-GLE-VERY-CLEAN-CLASSIC-ESTATE-/251631415352

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think it's from his heavy breathing over the car.

[laser wheels]

No test on this, but on 57,000 miles how bad can it be? Looks great!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-740-GLE-/231322230115

 

 

I always feel it doesn't say much for the confidence of the seller when an otherwise good looking car doesn't have an MOT. Unless it is an obvious basket case being sold as spares or repair surely it is in their best interests to at least spend £30 on a test? Just makes me think that it's seriously borked.