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eBay tat volume 3.

By Ross_K
April 24, 2012 in AutoShite

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Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

Posted March 17, 2016

Posted March 17, 2016

Nice one Bickle, good luck.

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Kiltox

Posted March 17, 2016

Posted March 17, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austen-Maestro-1-3l-/262333278308?hash=item3d14482864:g:DYIAAOSwYlJW5Tdc

Spelt wrong, and listed in the wrong category.... A "C" reg Maestro with MOT, with little old man in the photos too.... got to be worth a punt?

Strangely appealing.

Odometer has been bollocksed for a few years though

Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

Posted March 17, 2016

Posted March 17, 2016

Just to appease mr Flakes for mice....
Badermatic Dizzle
SVO friendly too
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-ZX-Aura-Diesel-Automatic-low-mileage-and-in-exceptional-condition-/162008862507?hash=item25b87b0f2b:g:UTIAAOSwmmxW6YCM

Sorry to say, I remain unpeased. Has to be pre-facelift for me. Sad I know. Thanks for thinking of me though - appreciated.

UltraWomble
1

Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

Posted March 17, 2016

Posted March 17, 2016

Mouseflakes seems to have a ZX fixation, whereas Im liking these a lot more these days
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Saxo-1-4-i-Furio-Limited-Edition-3dr-PART-EX-CLEARANCE-/191825041570?hash=item2ca9a9d8a2:g:CZcAAOSwv9hW4~SY

Oh I like those too. Pre-face-lift of course

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Saxo-1-5D-SX-DIESEL-/262336401192

Actually I did a quick search to find one to come back atcha with - and that dizzler's ^ the first one I found - it's a peach!! Why is Radstock so far from here?

Also found a wet-look, low-miles 1400 for Â£400. Not far from me. *Quiver*

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Citroen-Saxo-1-4i-VSX-5-DOOR-/272167038000

UltraWomble and CGSB
2

Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austen-Maestro-1-3l-/262333278308?hash=item3d14482864:g:DYIAAOSwYlJW5Tdc

Spelt wrong, and listed in the wrong category.... A "C" reg Maestro with MOT, with little old man in the photos too.... got to be worth a punt?

Great stuff. Comes complete with aftermarket SIPS (Soothing of Infected Piles System).

MarvinsMom and Conrad D. Conelrad
2

Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

Advert is brief, yet excruciating
http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C719737

No mincers and no messers

I'm going to dust off my Dick Emery 'Hello Honky Tonks' outfit and mince along to a viewing just to annoy him.

11001010, sheffcortinacentre, For Fiats Sake and 7 others
10

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-rs2000-/222056670915

It's not a fake:

Sealtainn and greengartside
2

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada-Mk2-Barn-find-Project-/111939198469

Barn find. Project.

Whatever.

However:

2.5d L

garethj, Sealtainn, danthecapriman and 2 others
5

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-CF-VAN-DIESEL-TRANSIT-/121927462009

SELLING FOR A FRIEND WHO DOES NOT HAVE INTERNET ACCESS.

Yeah, because he is behind bars for serial killing.

eddyramrod, Christine, anonymous user and 6 others
9

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

Yours truly once owned the sister car to this. There was a third one, which has been banger raced by Sonic many years ago.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/daimler-de-36-1948-hearse-spares-or-restoration-/371577234791

mouseflakes, Sealtainn, danthecapriman and 3 others
6

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Laguna-Privilege-/172137319844

the odd private plate comes with the car, I can't make anything out of it

I also quite enjoyed reading the rest of the ad.

For Fiats Sake, Supernaut, SiC and 4 others
7

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Opel-manta-coupe-1976-/252323486345

Lush.

pilninggas, Magnificent Rustbucket, Banger Kenny and 6 others
9

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

Cars in their natural habitat continued.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORTINA-1-6L-MK-5-MARK-5-/152019130149

Magnificent Rustbucket, CGSB, oldcars and 4 others
7

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-190E-/222056834756

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

Chances for this to remain unmonged?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-FORD-MUSTANG-302-COUPE-V8-AUTO-TRUE-SURVIVOR-NUMBERS-MATCHING-/252323561859

Magnificent Rustbucket, eddyramrod, danthecapriman and 3 others
6

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Scimitar-SE5a-1972-/172137451508

I don't believe it. A Scimitar with a valid MoT!

meggersdog, oldcars and Banger Kenny
3

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-VOLVO-144-82-000-MILES-ONE-OWNER-FROM-NEW-RESTORATION-PROJECT-with-MOT-/291711768558

As you can see from the photograph's it is in need of a full restoration.

As you can see from the above sentence, you need to enroll in a basic English grammar class.

Apart from this, it is clearly evident from the photos, that the car is in need of exactly the square root of fuck all.

eddyramrod, dome, michael t and 7 others
10

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Luaz-969m-Russian-Soviet-Military-Classic-Military-4x4-Barn-Find-Low-KMs-FSH-/111939206722

*Barn Find*

Ah fuck off, you limpdick.

DVee8, anonymous user, Jim Bergerac and 3 others
6

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CARLTON-DIPLOMAT-2-0i-RARE-APPRECIATING-FUTURE-CLASSIC-54000mls-/172137538001

RARE APPRECIATING FUTURE CLASSIC.

But currently just shite.

DVee8
1

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

Peekaboo...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-LOTUS-ECLAT-EXCEL-SILVER-/121927753546

And now look:

oldcars, pilninggas, mouseflakes and 7 others
10

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-FORD-GRAN-TORINO-WAGON-/191829024943

Shitting Nora!

Magnificent Rustbucket, eddyramrod, DVee8 and 10 others
13

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-CX-PALLAS-Elegant-Series-1-design-/111932052517

Avec de MoT, mon amis de la soleil!

skattrd, Aston Martin, DVee8 and 8 others
11

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-1800-1973-/121927460345

michael t, FakeConcern, MarvinsMom and 4 others
7

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-VAUXHALL-VX-2300-BLUE-NO-RESERVE-/322042907364

MarvinsMom, DVee8, eddyramrod and 5 others
8

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-FORD-CONSUL-MK1-GRANADA-V6-GAS-BIFUEL-TAX-EXEMPT-RARE-CLASSIC-PROJECT-CAR-/152018987456

DO NOT READ THE AD !!!!

Sealtainn, sheffcortinacentre, DVee8 and 2 others
5

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-LEYLAND-AM-blue-/121927826637

DVee8 and oldcars
2

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-alpine-GTA-v6-turbo-/222057091023

WCPGW?

Sealtainn, DVee8, Jim Bergerac and 2 others
5

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-C-MK2-FORD-FIESTA-1100-POPULAR-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-COLLECTION-FROM-DEAL-KENT-/381572485386

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

The City of 1987 just called and wants its car back!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-560SEC-COLOUR-CODED-LORINSER-BODY-KIT-LPG-PENTA-ALLOYS-STUNNING-VEHICLE-/331805659226

What? No boomerang antenna???

J-T, Banger Kenny, Magnificent Rustbucket and 3 others
6

Junkman

Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted March 18, 2016

Posted March 18, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VOLVO-340-GL-BLUE-low-mileage-classic-garage-find-/401089558035

danthecapriman, Aston Martin, laser wheels and 3 others
6

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