eBay tat volume 3.

[Felly Magic]

I have a shot of that Sherpa in Norwich, it looked fuggin grim

 

 

 

[Junkman]

Ah, for fuck's sake. It'll be at least 3 bags to unmong this poor thing.
 
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-Plymouth-Custom-Suburban-Wagon-Surfwagon-Longroof-Estate/302631019986

 

 

Wagon + Surfwagon + Longroof

 

You forgot H van, catering, unique and business opportunity for the full eBay keyword spamming bingo.

Hipster.

[Junkman]

I have a shot of that Sherpa in Norwich, it looked fuggin grim

 

Norwich Tour Sherpa E655VND.JPG

 

It got a lot better since.

[Felly Magic]

Fire would make it look better still

[Junkman]

But there still are winnermobiles out there.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-NISSAN-MICRA-1988-5-DOOR-995ccGSX-JUST-65-000-MILES-MOTED-TILL-FEB-2019/122957833676

 

 

And now count the doors:

 

[Felly Magic]

It has Spanish waiter gears, but it's a little corker

[Felly Magic]

Whoa nelly!

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OPEL-KAPITAN-1966/222825445829?hash=item33e16e79c5:g:gBAAAOSw5Ztad592

 

[Junkman]

You think this is what you're buying?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-Peerless-GT-Phase-1-LHD-Classic-car-for-restoration/263458947159

 

 

Nah, man, it's this:

 

 

I'd have posted it in the why don't you scrap it thread, if there were anything to scrap and not just a pile of toxic waste.

 

 

I bought this car in 2015 and had it shipped in from Michigan

 

Imagine what could have been bought and shipped from Michigan.

 

 

 

plenty of power from their Triumph TR3 power unit.

 

Oh aye. Those power units were never surpassed in power by the ones in what could have been bought and shipped from Michigan.

 

What a dolt.

[Junkman]

Not sure what's for sale here, but the seller claims it's some old Rover.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-SD1-Vanden-Plas-EFI/142684245693

[Felly Magic]

This is in the bargains thread for stupid money, starting on ebay at £6500, which is closer to it's true value

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORTINA-CONSUL-1964-DELUXE-MARK-1-20-THOUSAND-MILES-ONLY-FULL-HISTORY/173140215692?hash=item284ff6078c:g:fZMAAOSwZRpaYgwS

 

[Junkman]

If I were in Skizzer's or some London shyster's income group, I'd flog everything I have to save this from the Vandal

that's inevitably going to bloody restore it.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1956-Jaguar-XK140-FHC-MC-SE/192450594519

 

 

Junkman sez: Do not change a fucking thing!

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bmw-318-e30-classic-drifting-barn-find/173147971859

 

 

classic drifting barn find

 

 

will make perfect drift Car Ect

 

 

was u see is Wat u get

 

What a salt water breathing dinglebrain.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-british-open-classic/282839568536

 

 

british open classic

 

Fact is fact, as we say in Austria.

[Junkman]

This is what an Amphicar has to look like.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1964-Amphicar-770-Convertible-Amphibious-Barn-Find-Project-Car-Rare/222829170308

 

 

And not like this:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Amphicar-770/152898971034

 

That one just gives me that sinking feeling.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Mmmm, looks lovely and cosy that..

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-200-PILOT-DIESEL-campa-day-van-1998/222830321581?hash=item33e1b8dfad:g:y7YAAOSwImRaXRkC

 

 

 

 

 

If this is too fancy, how about this one? It's loaded with "Mr Smith, 37, of no fixed abode" chic:

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-Mk3-Mk4-1-6-cvh-Van-Camper-Conversion/122957917540

[Junkman]

There are no pre war classics to be had under two bags blah.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/pre-war-1936-vauxhall-12-6-for-restoration-ideal-special-or-hot-rod-barn-find/142683208916

 

Do not paint!

[Junkman]

This is what a Jaaaag must look like.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-xj6-spares-or-repair-xj40-project-jaguar/323060010439

 

 

Some parts are missing

 

Hopefully some common sense too.

[Felly Magic]

Safrane anybody?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-Renault-Safrane-2-5-RTE-Executive-Full-Service-History/282836136230?hash=item41da58f126:g:gCMAAOSwUwFaHx5t

 

[Junkman]

For the clinically insane:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maserati-Ghibli-GT-Auto/273059800917

 

Padded cell available as standard:

 

[Junkman]

Hey, you don't have to wait for May!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1930-PEUGEOT-TORPEDO-TYPE-201/183059456176

[Junkman]

Y tho.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1964-Classic-Clark-Michigan-175-Rough-Terrain-4x4-4WD-Forklift-Detroit-Diesel/253411907126

[Felly Magic]

Forum liveried plastic pig!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-Series-1-Reliant-Robin-1974-748-cc-engine/253415008833?hash=item3b00b62a41:g:p4cAAOSwZ3BaeviO

 

[Felly Magic]

Right hand drive American Postman Pat van

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-WILLYS-MAIL-JEEP-USPS-POSTAL-VAN-1975-MOTd-UK-REGISTERED-V5-Present/183058730795?hash=item2a9f268f2b:g:kaMAAOSwDVtaeZXQ

[Junkman]

Somebody wants a horsebox in Spain.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Px-Classic-car/162891703511

 

 

Px Classic car

 

I was thinking long and hard to offer my R16 for this Buxton lime stone ulcer,

but then realised I don't really want to live in a sun baked 3rd World country full of animal tormentors and bureaucrats.

[Junkman]

It's RHD, so you won't get killed on the spot driving it.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/R-H-D-Autobianchi-RARE-Fiat-500-Classic-Bubblecar-Microcar-to-be-restored/263477701239

[Junkman]

Classic cars mercedes benz

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-cars-mercedes-benz/222821271973

 

Needs crankshaft sensor diognosed bye mechanic been stood up in garage last eight months was driving perfectly before fault

Show me that house in Spain again.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-T1-1969/173144283822

 

 

 

One of 1300 ever made!!!!!

 

Sigh...

 

 

The car is not currently in working order due to a 7RA relay getting hot under the dash, so I have taken the battery off which is new and put the car away for winter.

 

Great job!

[AdeMk1]

Jesus.

 

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C959282

 

A couple more years and it can be collected with a dustpan and brush!

[AdeMk1]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-MINI-TYPE-KITCAR-1300GT-MAGENTA-LIGHTSPEED-KITCAR-PROJECT-BARNFIND/282812820276?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Great finds Jean-Claude Junkman!!!!! Love that 'vintage' Sherpa from Norwich! What a hideous old turd.