eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-humber-secptere-/131894025054

 

 

humber secptere

 

Is it really that difficult?

[Junkman]

Looks fit.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-80-2-0E-/201636078204

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P4-100-Overdrive-Reg-value-1-500-2-000-/152188040065

 

 

This old Rover once belonged to Rear Admiral Allan Poland

 

Sadly it misses MoT exemptness by a year.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT-FLARE-SIDE-/112077855543

 

 

BUTT IS TIDY

 

£425.00 BIN. Are these scene tax exempt?

[rml2345]

I think if that Landaulette replica thing had bigger wheels it would still look pretty shit.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-MERCEDES-380SE-AUTO-GREEN-380SEC-SEC-PROJECT-NEW-MOT-/122065653986

 

Yes, I know what you all want to know.

What you want to know is whether it has, or has not, right?

 

Well, weirdly, it doesn't:

 

[Junkman]

How about this grade A piano landing pad?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MARINA-MK1-1300-DELUXE-1-OWNER-BARN-FIND-/162154273855

[Junkman]

Be a 1950s mystery novel constable.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WOLSELEY-4-50-1951-/112077996130

[Junkman]

£450 BIN.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jaguar-sovereign-/232033992166

 

So what's the catch?

 

Well...

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Standard-9-1935-classic-car-barn-find-/172290157559

 

Want level exceeded.

[Junkman]

This should tick a few boxes on Conelrad's bucket list.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-escort-1-6-ghia-mk3-1985-not-rs-turbo-xr3i-rs1600i-/262556224884

 

Selfie quality not quite up to savvy standards, though:

 

[Junkman]

Cor!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-504-Ti-4-door-Automatic-1978-/252482337669

 

Watchlisterisated.

 

Pshome, do you know anything about those Kugelfischers?

[Snipes]

Looks fit.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-80-2-0E-/201636078204

 

 Shouldn't they be getting pineappled or scene taxed by now? There are always a couple on ebay, usually very clean looking and with reasonable asking prices. I was looking at this one earlier;

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-80-1-8-E-4-DOOR-89-F-REG-ONLY-2-OWNERS-FULL-HISTORY-/131726412685

[Junkman]

Missing the MoT exemptness deadline by two years would only piss me off half as much as missing it by one year.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P4-100-1962-/322212024799

 

Oh, and talk about cars in their natural habitat.

[Junkman]

Those are getting expensive now, don't they?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-3-Litre-1971-luxury-saloon-Ready-for-long-distance-pleasure-/222205563230

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NSU-RO80-/322211554677

 

 

it,s fitted with a ford v4 engine which is sized.

 

Just replace it with a 3 cylinder Wartburg lump.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Marina-1-798-cc-SDL-/252480271360

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Spitfire-1500-1978-petrol-pink-/112078352579

 

 

It had a change of colour at our daughters request

 

Who is actually a man. Aged 43.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Rialto-Robin-/182226488832

 

 

Haha, and now you all can't unsee it. Ever.

[Junkman]

Unmonged pov spec 289 manual Gal in good condition sold by a man who knows what he is talking about and asking a fair price shocker!
 

 

 

However, he doesn't want to PX a P6.

 

Do not only avoid that philistine, boycott him!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Crown-Super-Saloon-2-8-Auto-1983-57k-miles-LPG-Great-condition-/322210946814

 

 

I bet you weren't ready for that!

[Junkman]

This could well qualify for being the second worst eBay ad of EVAH.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/diesel-estate-/162153515388

[17-Coffees]

Fucking Dubbers....

 

Okay, it's apparently an actual Harlequin edtion, but it's been hit by the dubber stick with wheels & coilovers. It's got 127k on the clock and has stuff like timing, waterpump, etc done.

 

And they want £10,000 for it. And that's not a typo...

 

 

Yes the price is ten thousand .

 

 

This has to be a pisstake or the owner is that deluded to think it's worth that much.

 

Advert here. 

[Coprolalia]

And another... I would have this just for the decal

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/262545119322?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Coprolalia]

 

£7.50

 

 

selling as spares or repair. I drove the car to work on Monday ok. but when I went to leave work it would not start. so I was towed home. engine turn over but wont start.

its tatty inside and out with dents and scratches. it drove fine and everything worked. has a couple of weeks m.o.t. left.

will need to be trailered or towed away.

 

Don't these things have coilpacks made of cheese? Turn up with a GSF £15 special and drive away chuckling?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/351795814808?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Junkman]

http://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=227158344

 

TÃœV neu, Euro 4 Umweltplakette.

Also, should anyone seriously look for one, a search with the correct spelling, which is 'Harlekin', will yield more results.

[Coprolalia]

£300 atm, £600 BIN

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/232029106874?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Coprolalia]

405 TD

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/191932708838?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Coprolalia]

1500 Dolly

 

 

This is my sad face

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/222198583598?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Coprolalia]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/282104439028?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT