Shitting in the shallow end. *Arse friends Electric*

[Jim Bell]

A tour of the rear Cubbys.

 

[Jim Bell]

Also great thanks to OHDEARME. This marvelous gift arrived this morning.

 

Tell me your lies oh book of lore.

 

 

[Ohdearme]

You’re welcome man. That drivers side cubby with the first aid kit should also have a handle and wire.

 

It’s the manual override for the fuel fall in case the remote release conks out.

[Jim Bell]

You’re welcome man. That drivers side cubby with the first aid kit should also have a handle and wire.

 

It’s the manual override for the fuel fall in case the remote release conks out.

 

 

Yeah I discovered that man.  I thought it might be a parachute ripcord for drag racing.  But then I thought it must be quite difficult to race a car in high heels and a wig.

 

Thats a drag joke.

[Ohdearme]

Yeah I discovered that man. I thought it might be a parachute ripcord for drag racing. But then I thought it must be quite difficult to race a car in high heels and a wig.

 

Thats a drag joke.

I love how over engineered they’ve even made that feature. Pulling it and only hearing the little pop of the filler cap opening was an anti climax.

 

I expected all four seats to eject and rip through the roof.

[Shirley Knott]

Cup holder is impressive and cubby hole selection is nice too.

 

I've 100% decided this is my favourite of all of the cars you've had during my time here, I'm also beginning to think Saabs might be a far better Swede flavour option than Volvos. If I had my time again etc...

[Jim Bell]

Cup holder is impressive and cubby hole selection is nice too.

 

I've 100% decided this is my favourite of all of the cars you've had during my time here, I'm also beginning to think Saabs might be a far better Swede flavour option than Volvos. If I had my time again etc...

 

Cheers man,  It is pretty cool. I certainly love it.

Remember though that this Saab is far more modern than your lovely 940.  A more accurate comparison would be  the 9-5 with Inconsitant's D5.  Which looks far more marvelous in every conceivable category.

[Shirley Knott]

Fixed.

 

Cheers man,  It is pretty cool. I certainly love it.

Remember though that this Saab is far more modern than your lovely  almost constantly broken and perpetually waterlogged 940.  

[Momentary Lapse Of Reason]

Yeah I discovered that man.  I thought it might be a parachute ripcord for drag racing.  But then I thought it must be quite difficult to race a car in high heels and a wig.

 

Thats a drag joke.

Jim in high heels etc

 

Mind bleach quick!

[Jim Bell]

Been noticing an occasional waft of hot air on the back of my neck when driving the Saab, even when I've got the blowers set on cold. Had a look in the back seat area today and sure enough the rear passenger vents at the rear of the centre console where pointing straight up at the roof lining and pumping out hot air.  The vents themselves and the housing were also very hot to the touch. There doesnt seem to be any controls for altering a heat setting to the rear vents so it seems odd that its blasting out red hot air when the fronts are set to cold.

 

Must have a spies through the manual.

[Ohdearme]

Mine did that. Not entirely sure why.

 

May be a feature to stop your roadkill moose in the rear from freezing.

[Jim Bell]

Cheers man. Must be the norm then. The manual doesnt mention any controls for the rear vents so it must just be HOT ONLY AND ALL THE TIME out of the back vents.

[Guest]

Rear vents run off the passengers side- maybe that side isn't responding to the controls- motor arms have a habit of breaking up- press off and auto at the same time to get the code... you'll probably get code 08.

[Jim Bell]

Rear vents run off the passengers side- maybe that side isn't responding to the controls- motor arms have a habit of breaking up- press off and auto at the same time to get the code... you'll probably get code 08.

 

Will do, but the passenger side front is deffo blowing cold when the rears are blowing hot.. I'll have a look at the magic code.

[Jim Bell]

Code 08 it is.

 

[Ohdearme]

I told you the air con was full of Easter eggs!

 

Pretty sure if you hold all the different buttons in the right order, you get the euromillions results.

[Jim Bell]

I told you the air con was full of Easter eggs!

 

Pretty sure if you hold all the different buttons in the right order, you get the euromillions results.

 

Euro millions? Thats no good to me. I just need the bonus ball number so that I can avoid winning roffles.

[Ohdearme]

Fiver says Tuesdays bonus is 08

[Guest]

http://home.jtan.com/~joe/saab/code_08.htm

[loserone]

If you need a tame idiot to lie upside down in the passenger footwell for half an hour, I'm well up for that

[loserone]

Fiver says Tuesdays bonus is 08

Tuesday's? I'll take that bet..

[Ohdearme]

Tuesday's? I'll take that bet..

Unrelated, do you still have that Landy load cover kicking about? I’ll be passing your way with a new collection on Friday and can pick it up?

 

And collect my fiver winnings!

[Schaefft]

Lets hope the blend door actuator is easier to fix than in a facelift Lincoln Mark VIII. I think half the dash needs to come out in those.

[Guest]

Saab is easy,  easier in right hand drive for once too. Jeep Grand Cherokee's are a nightmare for this issue too, and it's pretty involved, usually a lot of sawing to do..

[loserone]

Unrelated, do you still have that Landy load cover kicking about? I’ll be passing your way with a new collection on Friday and can pick it up?

 

And collect my fiver winnings!

No, I met John F near Leeds before I turned into the wanker / cunt / whatever that's ruined autoshite and yet still can't keep away from the dark wob.

[Jim Bell]

No, I met John F near Leeds before I turned into the wanker / cunt / whatever that's ruined autoshite and yet still can't keep away from the dark wob.

 

A cunt is a TYPE of wanker if you think about it. Mechanically anyway. So that should be repatition. Ring the bell. Minus five points.

[Jim Bell]

[Jim Bell]

[Jim Bell]

Looking at the callender, it's been almost a fartnight since I did something silly.

 

That's a long time in politics. And in shite buying/selling/trading. Something happened to pop up on eBay that I've always fancied so I Carpe'd it's fucking Diem right in up to the hinge end.

 

Off to another coast tomorrow to implement some life complications of a vehicular nature.

 

It's fun to have a hobby.

 

If anyone would like a nice Saab, please contact one of our customer services representatives via telephone or email.

 

 

[Tickman]

This ties in with the roffle just after Lent. Excellent