Buyer "sudden death syndrome" strikes again.

[Timewaster]

we have threads dedicated to naming and shaming other non AS member timewasters

Wasn't me Guv.

[Samuel_Pepys_Esq]

I hadde agreed in a tavern for to sell mine Proton Persona Compact to a vintner from Southwarke for 5 guineas but, cometh the houre, the cur didst not showe with the readies.

Two days layter didst I read in the Oxford Gazette that he hath been set upon by footpads two streets from mine residence, his throat most brutally cut twixt ear to ear, and his bloodied corpse dumped into the Mighty Thames for to be wash'd up at the steppes at Blackfriars, next high tyde.

 

The thyngs some fuckers wilt do to avoide followynge throu' on a done-deale.