Sold E39 Brown Trout (tm) ROFFLE BACK OFF.

[Jim Bell]

Dont shame my fucking kink dude.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Fat4Alfa isn’t allowed to buy it, because his username isn’t compliant. Therefore his purchase offer is null and void.

Yay, roffle!

[flat4alfa]

  On 04/05/2018 at 17:00, Dick Longbridge said:

username isn’t compliant

 

Oh.  What would it need to be for compliancy?   So my whole nine exhausting years of AS life has been a lie!  Oh no.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

  On 04/05/2018 at 17:07, flat4alfa said:

Oh.  What would it need to be for compliancy?   So my whole nine exhausting years of AS life has been a lie!  Oh no.

To be compliant, there are a few basic rules:

 

1. Mouth hidden by moustache.

2. Rotund.

2.5. Username pseudonym for sausage.

3. Loveable Irishman who lives in the tv.

4. Must have joined the beige in October 2010.

 

Apart from that, I don’t think there are any rules, as such.

[clayts450]

  On 04/05/2018 at 10:03, clayts450 said:

 

But for how long ? (expects another last minute buyer to come swooping in when 58 tickets have been sold).

 

 

[Jim Bell]

Well that sale didnt go as well as expected. To my great shame Flat4Alfa turned up bang on time and within 30 seconds of arrival, found some holes in it. To his great credit, took on the car anyway.

 

A reminder for me: when you buy a car blind, when the suns going down, in the rain, its probably worth getting wet having a lie down on the floor to look under it.

 

Should probably check the fluid levels rather than be all nonchalant too.

 

 

Flat4alfa: A+ buyer,

WilsonWilson : D- seller.

 

 

 

 

 

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

CANCELED RAFLE AND CAR HAD HOALES BAD EBAYER WUD NOT USE AGEN BUT BROUGHT BM ANYWAY M8

[Dick Cheeseburger]

The condition of the undercarriage is irrelevant when the bodywork is so brown, sumptuous and shiny.

[Christine]

Can't be that bad ,he hasn't left an 11 outside your house..

[cort16]

To be fair rust is also brown so it’s well camouflaged on this given the colour scheme.

[smellypoo]

  On 02/05/2018 at 21:48, smellypoo said:

I've not logged in all day, and this happens!

 

I do not understand, yet I am in awe.

It's like Groundhog Day...

 

Nicely done on the sale/purchase to the parties concerned!

[Isaac Hunt]

Canhehas Emperor , Soldaz Ceen

[flat4alfa]

Due to selling two motors in a weekend and another off to the bridge, I'm left without a daily.  So this is it !

 

Achieved 38.1 mpg for the 260 mile trip home.  Well that's according to the BMW MPGometer of lies.  Or are they pretty accurate?  I am not sure yet.

 

Will get it up on a ramp soon enough

 

Did a shakedown 'day out' with family yesterday, rather than get all oily.

 

In the meantime I will have to sort out that collection thread

 

THE WIFE LIKES IT !

[SRi05]

  On 08/05/2018 at 09:58, flat4alfa said:

Due to selling two motors in a weekend and another off to the bridge, I'm left without a daily. So this is it !

 

Achieved 38mpg for the 260 mile trip home. Well that's according to the BMW MPGometer of lies. Or are they pretty accurate? I am not sure yet.

 

Will get it up on a ramp soon enough

 

Did a shakedown 'day out' with family yesterday, rather than get all oily.

 

In the meantime I will have to sort out that collection thread

 

THE WIFE LIKES IT !

Sorry dude, we're all in the huff and aren't talking to you

[flat4alfa]

Thaaaaat's fine.  There is a queue of first refusal requests in my inbox anyhow 

 

 

I'm sorry to say that the SHOWER HEAD is missing from the boot. 

 

DISAPPOINT.  I had ideas for that, one was hanging it from the bumper in the form of a Bavarian Bososuku instead of the mandatory Subway carriage handle.

 

 

Therefore, the house price will remain unaffected (for now)