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pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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No it ain't. That's entirely my point. You meet these poncey right on artists and the like who fartarse about pretending not to have a bean when really they are set up for life, it's the rest of us scrabbling about in the dirt [there's some lovely filth over here, Dennis] just to scrape by and not finish up like some kind of 3rd world scrat-end.

Mash Rank: Renault 16

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Not shite - especially not with an £1800 reserve - but I love these...

 

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Hmm, summat doesn't look quite right here IMO. The plate is the one from the car that was in the Bubblecar Museum but despite the BL door mirror, I'm not convinced it's the same car. Unless I'm too cynical and it HAS had a makeover from someone who's knows their stuff. :?

 

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Mash Rank: Renault 16

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Actually, perhaps I was a bit hasty..... Looking at the rest of my pics and especially the alignment of the front valance I think it is kosher after all. Certainly a new bonnet and new black bits but I stand corrected. :oops:

Ratdat Rank: Renault 16

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Actually, perhaps I was a bit hasty..... Looking at the rest of my pics and especially the alignment of the front valance I think it is kosher after all. Certainly a new bonnet and new black bits but I stand corrected. :oops:

I reckon it's the same car but when i had a good look over it at the auction it really wasn't all that nice. It's chock full of filler. the rear arches are extensively filled and it was generally very wobbly all over. It looks like it's bee resprayed but I wouldn't want to pay anywhere near that much for it.
Mr Average Rank: Austin Maxi

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Anyone brave to take this on, and don't the bins set it off nicely :lol:

 

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pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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How on earth does that Mazda count as a 'lowrider'? What a load of old arse. In fact I could probably still fit my arse into the gaps betwixt arch and tyre there. I can't even slide two fingers into the same aperture on my car, and I would never ever claim that to be some kind of lowrider. Toss!!!As for that Ozztin Free Leeter, I'd go batshit for that as it is clearly devine. If I actually had two pence to rub together / a pot to piss into. Bloody recession.

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My jacked up Galant is more of a lowrider than that sodding 626. Still, nice car if you undo its faults, if they've changed the suspension on that I'll eat my hat. I reckon if you put the standard wheels and tyres on it'll look totally standard again.

Ratdat Rank: Renault 16

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Shame that President is a later one. I don't mind the square lights but they have a pretty naff interior and dash for a top if the range car. Looks like something you'd expect in a Bluebird. The pre-facelift ones are pretty classy looking inside. Still... a cracking motor and I'd have it gladly!

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

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This one's back again:

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0271786605

 

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Replica Ferraris are always shite.

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0282990450

 

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I looked up 'scene tax' in a dictionary and found this:

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0307839192

 

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Awww. Cute...

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0320849953

 

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Dunno if I'd like my kid riding so close to that "engine" with the roof up though. GR8 4 CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING????

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I love it when these barries 'detail' their engine bay. It usually involves picking out the word 'injection' or 'turbo' or whatever with a tin of humbrol enamel, then closing the bonnet and going back up to their bedroom with a copy of Nuts magazine and an old sock.

 

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pompei Rank: Renault 16

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"the headlights have been wired up in a rare way ..."WTF is that all about?

carlo Rank: Renault 16

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-FORD-ESCORT-GHIA-GOLD_W0QQitemZ110319711902

 

some service history incl. a receipt that confirms the car is MOT ready

Great! When it fails the test you can just present that, and the tester will no doubt see the error of his ways immediately. I suppose you can use it every year can you? :roll:
I wonder what percentage of people actually do something they say will "do if they find the time". Probably 0.
55bloke Rank: Citroen Ami

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Awesome. Anyone ever actually seen a DeVile [sic] for real? It was one of the few cars in my 'st michael' car spotters book that never got ticked off.

YES!! There used to be one cruising around Liverpool when I was visiting my then girlfriend at Uni there!!
pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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YO POG! Surely this is the ideal machine for carting your tape measures and spirit levels around in.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-BEDFORD-BLUE_W0QQitemZ260324417086

 

'IS FUGGIN GREAT MOTOR SIR, HEH HEH'

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Ultimate LOLLLZ.

Clearly THE CATS BALLSAC, though I am 112% sure that it will get bought up for some large sum and have a 'redtop' or similar performance crassness shoehorned in.

seth Rank: Renault 16

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LOOK OUT GIRLS! THE MAN WITH THE HUGE ORGAN IS COMING TO YOUR VILLAGE!

Mrs Seth ROFLALOT. I don't understand what's so amusing?
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