Genuine Granada Greenhouse Gassing Granadaland - The Beast Estate leaves the GGG - Caution: No P6 Content!

[Magnificent Rustbucket]

The Australian Ford LTD was officially sold in the UK at certain Ford dealerships in the early 1980s - Quicks in Manchester was one. They had a very high spec indeed and a 5.7 litre V8. They were nice cars. I wonder if there are any left?

[Ghosty]

How Many Left lists 12 LTDs in the country.

There were apparently 16 in 1996 so that's not too bad going.

[Magnificent Rustbucket]

That must be a decent survival rate - they were always rare cars. I  like them.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

What kind of fucking moron thinks it's a good idea to install a fucking ninety fucking decibel siren in a car which goes off out of nowhere while you're driving through a major junction. A fucking moron who probably thinks they should use the nuclear attack sirens to warn you of light drizzle.

FUCK this thing to fuck

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

What is the GGG?

[3VOM]

What is the GGG?

Granadaland Greenhouse Gassers

 

otherwise Conelrad and Junkman's fleet of large capacity, low mpg, old cars.

[danthecapriman]

What kind of fucking moron thinks it's a good idea to install a fucking ninety fucking decibel siren in a car which goes off out of nowhere while you're driving through a major junction. A fucking moron who probably thinks they should use the nuclear attack sirens to warn you of light drizzle.

FUCK this thing to fuck

Yes I'm 100% with you on that. I hated that fucking alarm! It used to scare the living shit out of me sometimes.

You'd be driving along then out of nowhere that thing would decide fuel was getting low and make that god awful shrieking beeping noise.

[Felly Magic]

How many cubic yards is the engine measured in for that big green bastard?

[Junkman]

This is not a topic for this thread.

 

Also, the GGG does not operate a

 

 

fleet of large capacity, low mpg, old cars

 

 

We are on a mission to improve© The Climate.

Sadly we appear to be the only ones in the whole of Granadaland®, being surrounded by people who don't give a shit about The Climate.

We are the last ones who wouldn't appreciate some more people joining our undertaking. Thus far, to no avail, because OMGMPG and used

chippy fat bollocks, which doesn't help one little jota. What would help, though, is some big bloody V8s.

[Ghosty]

If only I could afford more cylinders. (Just wait, I'll end up with a Douvrin-hearted 760)...

[Junkman]

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Yes I'm 100% with you on that. I hated that fucking alarm! It used to scare the living shit out of me sometimes.

You'd be driving along then out of nowhere that thing would decide fuel was getting low and make that god awful shrieking beeping noise.

 

 

Such a piercing noise! 

[Junkman]

And me, being the champion of the last drop, heard it often in my life.

[Cleon-Fonte]

This is not a topic for this thread.

 

Also, the GGG does not operate a

 

 

 

We are on a mission to improve© The Climate.

Sadly we appear to be the only ones in the whole of Granadaland®, being surrounded by people who don't give a shit about The Climate.

We are the last ones who wouldn't appreciate some more people joining our undertaking. Thus far, to no avail, because OMGMPG and used

chippy fat bollocks, which doesn't help one little jota. What would help, though, is some big bloody V8s.

 

If the dark satanic mills of the early industrial era, the north's premier* airport and the emissions from Stuart Maconie's mouth have thus far failed to improve Manchester's climate, I fear you may be on a hiding to nothing with a couple of V8s.

[Junkman]

Even a token gesture counts as a gesture.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

[3VOM]

How many cubic yards is the engine measured in for that big green bastard?

Measured in Gross Tonnage like ship capacity, not cubic yards.

[Magnificent Rustbucket]

granada1000.jpg

 

 

Every executive's dream, circa 1983.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

This is not a topic for this thread.

 

Also, the GGG does not operate a

 

 

 

We are on a mission to improve© The Climate.

Sadly we appear to be the only ones in the whole of Granadaland®, being surrounded by people who don't give a shit about The Climate.

We are the last ones who wouldn't appreciate some more people joining our undertaking. Thus far, to no avail, because OMGMPG and used

chippy fat bollocks, which doesn't help one little jota. What would help, though, is some big bloody V8s.

 

 

 

I've just bought a 1994 straight six automatic 2 litre smoothbeast that averages 24 mpg. May I join?

[BorniteIdentity]

I fear you will fall foul of the "1986 rule" which is ferociously enforced.

[Magnificent Rustbucket]

Possibly an even greater problem is not living in Granadaland?

 

2 litre auto smoothbeast - E36 320i?

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Possibly an even greater problem is not living in Granadaland?

 

2 litre auto smoothbeast - E36 320i?