Junkman Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 I know you all have been eagerly waiting for this. The whole thing started with the usual chaos.Some Caravan Club Cunt decided he had enough of pulling that fucking shit thing around (who with as much as half a brain could possibly blame him?), so he decided to slam it into the crash barrier. This gave the rozzers the opportunity to block the motorway just after 22 miles of fucking construction with a 50 OMGMPH speed limit. I had to come all the way from Austria to see such an ugly copper wield what little power he has: So there we were. Stuck. For the record, we qualified for 10th on the grid: Bucketeer, Slappy, danthecapriman and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 16, 2017 Author Share Posted May 16, 2017 We clogged up our veins deep inside MM territory: AnthonyG, Jim Bergerac, Ghosty and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 16, 2017 Author Share Posted May 16, 2017 After what felt like a week of driving, we passed a famous landmark: And parked up: forddeliveryboy, Magnificent Rustbucket, Sigmund Fraud and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 16, 2017 Author Share Posted May 16, 2017 There was broken down chod because English: And not so broken down one because Japanish: danthecapriman, forddeliveryboy, Six-cylinder and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 16, 2017 Author Share Posted May 16, 2017 The GGG Shaggedyouare had suffered some 24h du Mans style bodywork damage: Sigmund Fraud, Six-cylinder, KiwiAlistair and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 16, 2017 Author Share Posted May 16, 2017 The surroundings were a sight to behold: Vince70, Sigmund Fraud, Magnificent Rustbucket and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 16, 2017 Author Share Posted May 16, 2017 Then The Beast Estate showed up: Wanna see MOAR? holbeck, Dave_Q, Six-cylinder and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 16, 2017 Author Share Posted May 16, 2017 I know* you do*. HillmanImp, Eddie Honda, Uncle Jimmy and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnthonyG Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 I love how The Truckers Rest have replaced one dead Renault with another, slightly more modern, dead Renault as their 'decoy' car. chaseracer, Junkman, Vince70 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 16, 2017 Author Share Posted May 16, 2017 An impromptu shite convoy was arranged, destination was a nearby* pub. On the way, this was spotted: This caused a major feud with some of the indigenous, who were proudly sporting one eye in the middle of their foreheads.I considered this completely normal, considering we were darn Sarf and it's exactly this what prompted me to move oop Narf 9 years ago.I haven't regretted this move once so far. Dave_Q, Lacquer Peel, Six-cylinder and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 16, 2017 Author Share Posted May 16, 2017 After some not so niceties were exchanged with said bumpkins, we arrived at said pub, but sadly I didn't take photos there.It went a bit like this: An Englishman, a Geordie, a Welshman, an Irishman, a Polak and an Austrian walked into a bar. It was run by a German, who asked: Soll das ein Witz sein? I did NOT make this shit up! richardthestag, sporty-shite, Magnificent Rustbucket and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 16, 2017 Author Share Posted May 16, 2017 After some liquid and solid refreshments, we continued to an infamous dogging location in the area: But instead of some kinky sex, some hardcore woolarding ensued: Sophisticated sock design met Breadvan approval. danthecapriman, Slappy, Six-cylinder and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Trying to make the north west that bit sunnier? That beige Sherpa is pure automotive filth Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 16, 2017 Author Share Posted May 16, 2017 Yes, I know what you are saying.You are saying this all went way to well and U R DIZAPOINT.Well, it didn't: Crankshaft, chodweaver, Vince70 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 16, 2017 Author Share Posted May 16, 2017 There was an official handover: Magnificent Rustbucket, Bucketeer, danthecapriman and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 16, 2017 Author Share Posted May 16, 2017 On the long way home, we pulled into one of those depressing motorway services only the UK can muster.We were greeted by this: It was not the only car with a borked exhaust. I managed to ruin The Beast Estate's not even half an hour into my ownership. Supernaut, Magnificent Rustbucket, brickwall and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 16, 2017 Author Share Posted May 16, 2017 And finally, here is The Beast Estate at the Junktowers: Magnificent Rustbucket, Uncle Jimmy, Braddon81 and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 16, 2017 Author Share Posted May 16, 2017 Pretty much every mod con is non op.The next day we managed to at least coax the electric windows back to life. Since I had to leave for depressing pastures on Monday, Mr Conelrad took possession of the car to get a few more things sorted,in particular the exhaust, which I managed to bork. Currently it sounds remarkably like Arena Essex in ye goode olde dayse. Vince70, Magnificent Rustbucket and danthecapriman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 16, 2017 Author Share Posted May 16, 2017 Trying to make the north west that bit sunnier? Nah, man. We improve© The Climate here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twiggy Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 It`s a bit of all reet is that junkman................ Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuboy Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Love its size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthecapriman Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 It's a brilliant car, despite all the mod cons not working (yet!). I can't wait to see what you guys do to it, it's well overdue some TLC. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 The biggest development here is JM has an actual face. I always imagined you to be like that dude in Inspector Gadget who you just saw from behind, in a comfortable and well appointed evil control room. Junkman, chodweaver, mercedade and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Spares & Tyres Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 I have lusted after one of those since I was around 12. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 There was broken down chod because English: And not so broken down one because Japanish: La Calumnia! Che infamia! The SD1 was undergoing maintenance and repairs. It had not broken down. Junkman, STUNO and Magnificent Rustbucket 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 After some liquid and solid refreshments, we continued to an infamous dogging location in the area: But instead of some kinky sex, some hardcore woolarding ensued: Note that JM did not say that there was no sex, only that there was no kinky sex. Junkman and Springer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Hotbox heap happily hurtles in hands of hoonist. Sprint sprints, Skizzer steers. Springer, loserone, danthecapriman and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 NB: temp gauge sender had failed that morning, so needle not moving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 17, 2017 Author Share Posted May 17, 2017 I always imagined you to be like that dude in Inspector Gadget who you just saw from behind, in a comfortable and well appointed evil control room. My command central is comfortable and well appointed, but nothing evil has ever come out of it. BorniteIdentity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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