Are there adventurous shiters located near Chessington? Caution: Oh no, not another thread with P6 content!

[Junkman]

There is this eBay listing:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P6-3500-V8-Auto-/112167913956

 

It contains the following photos*:

 

 

 

 

 

and this rather cryptic description*:

 

 

Cloth interior

Been in garage for years

Spares or repairs

Full length sun roof

 

Being the curious type I am, I'd be interested to find out the following, ordered by priority:

 

- Which photographic device available during the past quarter century does actually allow one to take such shitty pictures?

 

- What kind of an imbecile is responsible for this listing?

 

- Is the car a total heap, or is it a hidden pearl?

 

Hence:

 

1. Would any shiter in the vicinity be willing (and/or daring) to go and have a look at it? Expenses within reason will be paid for, plus beer premium.

 

2. How many shite points will I be in overdraft, if I chicken out, should the car turn out to be a total dog?

 

3. Which sensible* shite purchase would level the balance of my shite points account if 2.?

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Autoshite World of Adventures

[Junkman]

KKW 753P

 

Vehicle details

• Vehicle make ROVER
• Date of first registration 11 December 1975
• Year of manufacture 1975
• Cylinder capacity (cc) 3528cc
• COâ‚‚Emissions Not available
• Fuel type PETROL
• Export marker No
• Vehicle status Not taxed
• Vehicle colour GREEN

✗ Untaxed Tax due: 01 March 1995

 

Green?

 

Funnily enough, KKW is the German abbreviation for a nuclear power plant (Kernkraftwerk).

Can you spot any Ectoplasm in the pics, Conrad?

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Can barely see the damn car. 

[anonymous user]

Definitely haunted

[Supernaut]

Ectoplasm all over the windows.

[Ghosty]

Buy now, worry later.

[anonymous user]

Buy now, worry later.

Or take a Priest, Bible and Holy Water with you when you go to collect

[Junkman]

So there is nobody living in the vicinity who would be willing to have a look at it?

[anonymous user]

So there is nobody living in the vicinity

Correct, the car has already disposed of them and is awaiting its next victim even as I type.

[smellypoo]

So there is nobody living in the vicinity who would be willing to have a look at it?

You haz PM!