Bucket TV - Episode 1 (Pajero motoring evaluations)

[Bucketeer]

I borked my back yesterday, got bored, did this.

Yes, I know it's rubbish.

Also, 'cos I'm an idiot I couldn't get the whole lot to stitch together so Episode 1 is in three parts.

Don't worry, after the three parts of Episode 1 I doubt there'll be more soon. Or maybe not. Boredom has it's own rules.

 

Enjoy*

 

1/3

 

https://youtu.be/AOs0EfiPuLw

 

[Bucketeer]

Soz but here's 2/3.

 

https://youtu.be/PlNKdN9I5Zc

 

The third third might be 2moz as there is currently no electricity where I live and the wi-fi enabled bar I'm in closes soon.

 

EDIT - Part 2 ends suddenly 'cos my memory card done got full before I realised.

[New POD]

I Like your Northern, sarcastic presenting style. Dryer than Woolard, but amusing in a way. I think you might speed up a little, and be a little more obviously damming.

[Bucketeer]

Thanks very much. It's the first and probably the last time I do owt like this and I found it's not that easy to drive and think of things to say at the same time.

Mr D. Wobblz, you have my respect.

 

Also I haven't heard my own voice for many years and didn't realise how un-Yorkshire I'd become. Living abroad makes one annunciate much more clearly. It might just be me but I thought I sounded just like KruJoe, which was a surprise.

[Supernaut]

It's like a slow journey down the spiral of insanity that is a man alone inside his own head.

 

Brilliant.

[Bucketeer]

I'm not sure if it's a good thing or not but you seem to have summed it up perfectly Supernaughty.

Insanity can take hold quite quickly when you don't see another human for weeks at a time.

[Supernaut]

I'm not sure if it's a good thing or not but you seem to have summed it up perfectly Supernaughty.

Insanity can take hold quite quickly when you don't see another human for weeks at a time.

 

Either way, I found it thoroughly enjoyable to watch.

[Ghosty]

I like your commentary! Very relaxed while still cynical etc. Wonderfully crackers.

[New POD]

Thanks very much. It's the first and probably the last time I do owt like this and I found it's not that easy to drive and think of things to say at the same time.

Mr D. Wobblz, you have my respect.

 

Also I haven't heard my own voice for many years and didn't realise how un-Yorkshire I'd become. Living abroad makes one annunciate much more clearly. It might just be me but I thought I sounded just like KruJoe, which was a surprise.

 

You sounded full in Yorkshire to me. Posh Yorkshire, but proper unmistakable Northern. Mind you I'm from Liverpool, and nobody in Liverpool thinks I'm a scouser (cause I'm not), but where I am working in Derby, they immediately know I'm where from, and lock stuff away.   

[hairnet]

I borked my back yesterday, got bored, did this.

Yes, I know it's rubbish.

Also, 'cos I'm an idiot I couldn't get the whole lot to stitch together so Episode 1 is in three parts.

Don't worry, after the three parts of Episode 1 I doubt there'll be more soon. Or maybe not. Boredom has it's own rules.

 

Enjoy*

 

1/3

 

https://youtu.be/AOs0EfiPuLw

BUCKET PWNS STEVE BERRY

[hairnet]

You sounded full in Yorkshire to me. Posh Yorkshire, but proper unmistakable Northern. Mind you I'm from Liverpool, and nobody in Liverpool thinks I'm a scouser (cause I'm not), but where I am working in Derby, they immediately know I'm where from, and lock stuff away.   

yoksher - kroooj isnt so loud

[hairnet]

rory reid is now shitting himself and just had email from wollard - he say well done

 

oh and just got to the pussy moment LMFAO!!!!!!!

[hairnet]

then he started it and the illusion was shattered

[hairnet]

ps are you visiting uncle shay cos thats the road to his house

 

part 2

[Bucketeer]

It's very kind of you to say Mark but I don't think even Pat Sharp is quivering in his presenting boots.

[hairnet]

yeah but hes not a real blonde

[Bucketeer]

^ I dread to think how you found that out. Do you want us to alert the authorities?

[hairnet]

^ I dread to think how you found that out. Do you want us to alert the authorities?

You actually see him and its fairly obvious

 

Hairdresser fail