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83+79+65+65+61+59+57+57+56+56+55+52+44+44.

 

Three, possibly four of these must be sold, so I can't be arsed to add them up as I'll have to do it all over again. By some miracle they all run. The ones that have to go are A35, Sunbeam 90, Toledo, and maybe LD.

 

Wait a minute, this lot is owned by me and I wife, does that count?

 

Thou winnest.

Posted

I feel privilidged, you're top kind etc. If anyone wishes to take the prize just buy my tat.

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hairnet, on 11 Mar 2016 - 8:49 PM, said:

visa is 35

 

im not rich like you lot to have lots :P

 

You need to add in your bikes, Mark.

Posted

83+79+65+65+61+59+57+57+56+56+55+52+44+44.

 

Three, possibly four of these must be sold, so I can't be arsed to add them up as I'll have to do it all over again. By some miracle they all run. The ones that have to go are A35, Sunbeam 90, Toledo, and maybe LD.

 

Wait a minute, this lot is owned by me and I wife, does that count?

Oooh, this is one for sale thread I must see. Even though I'm on a self-imposed car buying ban.

 

I don't own any modern cars btw

Posted

In age order...

 

55+52+50+18+16+12=203 average nearly 34 years, which is 9 years older than me!

 

One of the younger ones and one of the older ones are going in 2 weeks, so the average will drop by a few months to exactly 33 years, still respectable!

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All right, I'll play.

 

Golf = 25, Defender = 17, Astra = 15 giving a grand total of 57. I divide this by 3 and I get 19.

 

A bit shit really.

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I'm struggling to think of a more pointless 'metric'. Maybe get your final number and divide it by your most recent CO %age level at your last MOT???

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I'm struggling to think of a more pointless 'metric'. Maybe get your final number and divide it by your most recent CO %age level at your last MOT???

Pointless? This is vital stuff!

 

You take your average multiply it by 10 and then put it in front of /1......... This then gives you the odds of you getting a shag due to the car you drive with a vanilla female in the next 3 months.

Posted

7 cars if we include both the one I'm mending to sell and the other I'm buying.

 

44+40+29+25+23+14+14=189

 

189/7=27.

 

The average age of my fleet is older than me. And, when I do mend and sell the Volvo, will increase by another 2 years.

Posted

61+53+29+26 = 169 divided by 4 - 42.25 

 

Flaming 'eck no wonder I spend so much on welding.

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105

 

Between 3 cars and a lawnmower

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