If baby Jesus did Autoshite

[daveb47]

Jesus drove a Honda. He and the disciples were in one accord.

Must be this one to get all that lot in...

[twosmoke300]

Shepherds deffo in an old hilux or defender . Ifor williams top with two over exited collies in the back . Front bumper corners battered back to the wings from gate opening duties .

Joseph has an old Galaxy tdi .

Mary would have a punto 1.2

Three kings in an old money Subaru Legacy

Herod has got to be a 7 series

Innkeeper has been well done already - gotta be a jag .

[pshome]

Jesus had no car, he couldn't get financing because the jews didn't belive in him.

[PiperCub]

Didn't someone in that book of fiction (I think it's called the bible?) mention something about some geezer coming down a mountain in a Triumph? (Model not specified).

 

I'm probably not the best person to ask as I got thrown out of RE at school in the 3rd year........... Hence my atheism. 

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Joseph must have had either a 940 estate or a Previa , obviously battered to death in gold, unless I'm getting confused and he wasn't a Jewish carpenter.

 

The wise men couldn't have been in anything other than a Toyota Landcruiser or Lexus LX570 .

Shepherds, HiLux

Inn Keeper, 79 Caprice.

Herod, Mercedes G- wagen , obvs black on black on black. With a 600 Laundalet for special occasions.

[doobietoo]

I am sorry but Joseph would have had both an old transit for work duties and a stupidly modded RX8 which Mary would have made him px for a Meriva following the "virgin birth" incident which was probably pre-arranged to avoid Joseph having to pay maintenance...

[Sealtainn]

Jesus drove a Dolly Sprint with a badly blowing exhaust in later life

"For the roar of Jesus' Triumph could be heard throughout the land"

[Junkman]

I think Jesus drives a Dodge Viper nowadays.

[hauserplenty]

I just thought of Jesus in a Rolls Royce, with John the disciple as His driver...

 

...God in a Cadillac DeVille, with a lease plan for all the disciples and possibly the Levites. (With King David opting for an ATS.)

 

Judas Iscariot, of course, had to walk.

 

John the Baptist and all the saints would have Buicks. Except for Peter, who was so stubborn--he got a Caprice.

 

The Sadducees drove SAABs, which is why they were so sad, you see.

 

The Pharisees, who say there is no resurrection, drove Laguna II's. Divine retribution perhaps...

 

The merchants all had F's-150. Lincolns were used by the rabbis for the circumsision rites, due to the spacious back seat and soft luxurious ride...[/sNL reference]

 

The Egyptians and Woe-mans still dwove chawiotz.

 

 

 

But of course, it is well known that His chosen form of transport was a donkey, which He had to borrow...

 

Merry Christmas everyone!

[DeeJay]

Jesus would drive a steam powered car.

They both run on water.

[PiperCub]

Come to think of it, wouldn't Jesus drive a proper LA customised Impala/Bonneville/Galaxie lowrider with air-ride suspension?

 

His name indicates he's actually of Hispanic descent - Jesus or 'Hey-soos' as it should be pronounced. 

[John F]

Jesus drives a knackered Beetle that stinks of weed. He avoids motorways and larger A roads because it's on SORN.

 

His dad drives a Jawa 350 sidecar outfit with badly-adjusted toe-in.