4 Years 2000 posts yet I dont matter!

[billyboy406v6]

She may be single, but she aint stoopid ?

[AlabamaShrimp]

Single? This has been like flies on shit! 3 pages of replies when noobs in the new members thread are lucky to get an hello.....

 

 

(subtlety, it's what I do best )

[MrDuke]

Yeah.... you know those weird men at the end of the bar? I forgot to mention that they'll probably shuffle over to your chair, and stand very close while rubbing their thighs and breathing heavily.

 

You should probably go and sit in the corner with Louise. She has pepper spray.

[Luckythirteen]

A girl eh?

 

<narrows eyes> <sly virtual up and down glance> <adjusts bra>

 

 

*stands in corner, smirking and picking nails*

 

Welcome along...my other half's a Mini fan too, and apparently it's "a wee sweetie". Praise indeed.

 

I'm feeling a bit put out now...!

[purplebargeken]

You've probably all scared her off now, tsk.

 

Don't mind them Jo, they are (mostly ) harmless. They don't go out very often due to the curfews and the tags

[Luckythirteen]

Pfft...she's got this far. She knows what's what. No backing out now.

 

Besides, the tag came off months ago, and the twitching is mostly under control. I'm even allowed out on my own. Sometimes.

[beko1987]

I got the same silverline buffer years ago but with Menzerna kit. Often wondered if I made the right choice, I got better results by hand than with the menzerna. I use it all for polishing hoovers now, dont bother polishing cars no more. 2 kids helps that too, and no offroad washing space so Eva cant be penned in off the road...

[oldcars]

That's a cracking finish from cans at the side of the road.

[purplebargeken]

I am SURE I have seen this pic before somewhere. I just don't know where.

[purplebargeken]

Nowt wrong with sausage rolls. 

[tooSavvy]

Nowt wrong with sausage rolls. 

 

.... ooh err

 

TS

[vulgalour]

Urgh, girls!

 

 

No but really, hi, welcome to the forum.  Those fake clip on triggers are ace, I wish I knew where mine had gone.  Well, ace right up until the point they come loose and fling the rattle can across the floor, usually bouncing it off the bit you've just sprayed perfectly.

[brickwall]

Welcome along Miss. That's some great Autoshite that you've had.

[Junkman]

ATCNBE

 

There. I said it.

[the judge]

Any nuddy pics?

[the judge]

Sorry,peer pressure made me say it

[Pillock]

Yeah I've only used one of those can triggers once and it propelled paint for about five minutes before propelling the can into the wet paint on the door, marking it and ruining the nozzle on the can so it couldn't be used. Basically had to let the ruined paint harden and start again.