Feeling depressed. What car can I buy to cheer myself up?

[New POD]

I know only one car that can get one out of a depression and that is a Chavette.

Until you can buy one, you'll continue to be depressed, I'm afraid.

However, in the interim, there is Laphroaigh.

Or other things besides cars, that help with depressions.

Edited for comic reality.

 

In the words of Half Man Half Biscuit:

 

I'm depressed beyond tablets, Gone beyond Pills.

 

 

however to CHEER you UP :

 

[skattrd]

A red five door French van with windows in it (powered by a gutless 1.4 petrol donkey) is what I need, want and may very well have bought.

That does not sound like a cure for depression.

[londonm]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-Maestro-Trial-Car-No-RESERVE-Classic-Trials-Austin-Hill-Climbe-Road-Rally-/111484464018?pt=Automobiles_UK

 

I believe this meets all of sir's requirements to a tee.

 

 

Edited to add:  It may not cheer you up, but at least you'll never have to explain what you're depressed about.

Jesus, what a heap. Weigh it in son. I wouldn't buy any wheels off a dyslexic. 'Its a good strong shell that dosent need any welding. Which iv waxoyled'

[Merlin cat]

This one

 

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/151427076946?nav=SEARCH

[AldridgePrior]

The last time I bought a car to cheer myself up it was a Freelander.

 

I would have been better spending my money on crab apples.

[Micrashed]

[eddyramrod]

A red five door French van with windows in it (powered by a gutless 1.4 petrol donkey) is what I need, want and may very well have bought.

Sounds more like a cause of depression than a cure!  So did the Passat, mind....

[Micrashed]

No, I really love the Bingo Multispace. Its just one of those cars that I think are brilliant.

And its red.

[eddyramrod]

Red, I have to admit, is always a bonus.  If you seriously like them, then enjoy it with my blessing (and relief that I don't have to).